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Post 1221

Orcus

Stockmarket thrash


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Post 1222

Gnomon - time to move on

Chinese bet their bottom dollar


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Post 1223

Nosebagbadger {Ace}

The beatings will continue until the Yuan improves


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Post 1224

MMF - Keeper of Mustelids, with added P.M.A., is now in a relationship.

The new Chinese Xylophone needs some tweaking.

MMF

smiley - musicalnote


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Post 1225

MMF - Keeper of Mustelids, with added P.M.A., is now in a relationship.

The new Television show WAc-A-Day seems different from the UK version.

MMF

smiley - musicalnote


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Post 1226

Bluebottle

China's banking sector bottoms out.

<BB<


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Post 1227

Icy North

Time for a new one smiley - smiley

Kiosk at beach in Lincolnshire now delivers ice creams by drone.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-36779204


Headlines, please? smiley - smiley


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Post 1228

Icy North

Beachhead operation launches cone attack


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Post 1229

Nosebagbadger {Ace}

Predator cone deployed


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Post 1230

Icy North

99-fed d'rones, floating in the summer sky...


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Post 1231

Icy North

Magnum Force


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Post 1232

Icy North

Drone drops its payload - Hundreds and thousands of casualties.


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Post 1233

Icy North

Time for a new one (and thanks to Baron Grim for his FB posting):

Olympic Kayaker capsizes after hitting submerged sofa:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/08/07/rio-2016-investigating-reports-that-kayaker-capsized-after-hitting-submerged-sofa-6053219/

Headlines, please? smiley - smiley


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Post 1234

Icy North

"Improbability is 10 to the power of 253,741 and falling..."


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Post 1235

Gnomon - time to move on

Sofa Not So Good


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Post 1236

Icy North

A new one smiley - smiley

Thieves in Wellington, New Zealand steal a box of chemicals hoping to make drugs, however they actually take a perniciously smelly extract of the anal glands of stoats:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-37046887

Headlines, please? smiley - smiley


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Post 1237

Icy North

No takers? Well, here's another:

A New Zealand taxidermist makes and sells a handbag from a roadkill ginger cat, sparking outrage:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-37426664

Lots of puns already in there, but I'm sure we're good for a few more. Headlines, please? smiley - smiley


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Post 1238

Pastey

Tom Much Trouble


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Post 1239

You can call me TC

I'm rather unsettled by thw apostrophe in bird's just above the picture of the horse.

Not to mention the object of discussion itself.

Headline suggestion? None forthcoming as yet.


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Post 1240

Icy North

Moggie Bag

Catchel


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