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Tumsup

Air on a G-String


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McKay The Disorganised

Plucky Musician Stricken

smiley - cider


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Tumsup

Severe cases may require transplant surgery.

Pappa's Got a Brand New Bag.smiley - cool


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Icy North

I'm looking forward to this one smiley - smiley

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7869301.stm

"A man has been caught with two pigeons stuffed in his trousers after he got off a flight from Dubai to Melbourne. "

Headlines, please?


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KB

Brace Yourself For this!


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Researcher 815350

Coo for customs.


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Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ...

What Do You Mean "Budgie Smugglers" - They're Pigeons!

Note: In Australia Speedos (aka nylon disgustings) are called budgie smugglers


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Orcus

"How not to walk the green channel - the Dovetail Shuffle"


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Moonhogg - Captain Coffee Break

PIGEONS FLY INDIAN OCEAN

Journey Done In Two Legs


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Icy North

Homers' Odyssey

Danger at 30,000 Tweet


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Tumsup

Too bad they weren't ducks.

Drakes on a Plane!


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McKay The Disorganised

Emergency equipment queried by customs

smiley - cider


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Moonhogg - Captain Coffee Break

Can anyone suggest a topic?

How about:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/7880832.stm

A South African TV Channel announces former President Bush is dead!


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MMF - Keeper of Mustelids, with added P.M.A., is now in a relationship.

Bush Telegraph Broadcasts Bush Demise.

MMF

smiley - musicalnote


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Icy North

Can't let this go by...

"Shock as Tanzania teachers caned" - http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7888158.stm

"The Tanzania Teachers' Union is taking legal action after 19 primary school teachers were given the cane.

The teachers were caned by a police officer in front of their pupils after an investigation into poor exam results at three schools.

The report blamed teachers for being late or not showing up for work and not teaching the official syllabus."


Headlines?


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McKay The Disorganised

Teachers Stick To Politics

smiley - cider


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Icy North

Hmmm, they've been too difficult lately. This one should be more up your street:

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A university has apologised to a graduate student who lost his unique collection of rare lizard excrement when it was thrown away by mistake.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/west_yorkshire/7874679.stm

Headlines?


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McKay The Disorganised


Sh1t Grades

smiley - cider


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Tumsup

Lizards Lose When Muck Chucked


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KB

I can't help feeling that this is a story which goes right to the "Sun-style headline" mission statement at the start of this thread:

'Radioactive' paedophile suspect on the run after skipping court

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1156265/Radioactive-paedophile-suspect-run-skipping-court.html


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