h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

No Dutch yet? Here goes:
Mag ik een biertje? (Mag: pronounced with an "a" as in fart, and with a soft "g", not like magazine. ik: sick -s. een: almost like fun -f.)
Which translates as: Can I have one beer?

Or in the dialect of the place where I was born:
Moog ich unne Pils?

"Can uy orduh uh buhr pluhse? (Scottish)"

I have no idea what part of Scotland you're referring to. I don't think that there's a bar in Fettes College.

Maybe 'Geez a pint eh Eye Pee Ah, pal' would be better.

"Erskip" is apparently the correct terminology for one holidaying in a 'backwards' version of London

Serbian:1)molim vas jedno pivo(please 1 beer)
2)Ocu pivo(I want beer)
and when you become very,very happy after 1+1+1+etc...(you keep ordering because you want to practice language)
you can use simple fraze:Kelner,pivo!!!!(waiter beer)

Is mise Duncan: Somebody on another board told me that the Irish say 'gwines' (for Guinness). Am I being wound up? Ani.

You are, I'm afraid...

G as in go,
in,
es (as in yes)

Isn't that just "a black", or "a pint of black" or possibly "an Arthur"?

You can get away with "a pint of plain" in more rural pubs...probably not in the city though.
A pint of black might not be understoood because - sure what other colour could a pint be?

as you have been in malawi you should know it is "ndikfuna chibuku"
or "ndikfuna kaschaso" or green or special lol

i lived in chirazulu district for 3 years as a volunteer for DAPP.