A Conversation for Ask h2g2

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Post 1

Ooter

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? I would really like to know!


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Post 2

Peregrin

I remember reading a scientific enquiry into this, but I can't remember where. Probably circling around the internet somewhere. I don't think it came to a definitive answer though.


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Post 3

Rat

None. He's lazy like me.
=-)
rat


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Post 4

Old Uncle Zarniwoop

What is a woodchuck anyway? Does it depend on the wood?


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Post 5

Peregrin

I think it's something like a squirrel, but some kind of North American version. Or maybe it's something like a beaver. Dunno smiley - erm


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Post 6

GTBacchus

He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.


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Post 7

Old Uncle Zarniwoop

A small burrowing creature...


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Post 8

il viaggiatore

Why don't you submit this question to the Internet Oracle and see what it says?

http://cgi.cs.indiana.edu/~oracle/index.cgi


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Post 9

Saturnine

You trickster...I know what happens when you do that...

smiley - devil

Although it IS deserved.


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Post 10

il viaggiatore

smiley - winkeye


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Post 11

Saturnine

smiley - laugh


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Post 12

Peregrin

*grins* I was going to suggest that...


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Post 13

Captain_SpankMunki [Keeper & Former ACE] Thanking <Diety of choice> for the joy of Goo.

Woodchucks don't chuck wood and they wouldn't if they could.

The name woodchuck is a very bad european approxiamation of a native american word smiley - smiley

Liam.


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Post 14

Saturnine

What's the point of chucking wood anyway?


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Post 15

Peregrin

To try and hit those blummin' woodchucks.


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Post 16

Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

Oh, so that's what a woodchuck is. I always assumed it was a US version of a Woodpecker smiley - doh

smiley - ale


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Post 17

Saturnine

How in the name of SWEET Bob Dole did you come to that conclusion?

smiley - yikes


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Post 18

il viaggiatore

Come on, we're not that barbarous. We call a woodpecker a woodpecker.


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Post 19

Captain_SpankMunki [Keeper & Former ACE] Thanking <Diety of choice> for the joy of Goo.

Just out of curiousity KerrAvon, where do you think woodpeckers come from? smiley - smiley

Liam.


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Post 20

Saturnine

We all are under the understanding that a woodpecker is a BIRD, yes?

*arf*


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