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Ooter Started conversation Mar 3, 2000
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? I would really like to know!
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Peregrin Posted Mar 3, 2000
I remember reading a scientific enquiry into this, but I can't remember where. Probably circling around the internet somewhere. I don't think it came to a definitive answer though.
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Peregrin Posted Nov 19, 2002
I think it's something like a squirrel, but some kind of North American version. Or maybe it's something like a beaver. Dunno 
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GTBacchus Posted Nov 19, 2002
He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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il viaggiatore Posted Nov 19, 2002
Why don't you submit this question to the Internet Oracle and see what it says?
http://cgi.cs.indiana.edu/~oracle/index.cgi
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Saturnine Posted Nov 20, 2002
You trickster...I know what happens when you do that...
Although it IS deserved.
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Captain_SpankMunki [Keeper & Former ACE] Thanking <Diety of choice> for the joy of Goo. Posted Nov 20, 2002
Woodchucks don't chuck wood and they wouldn't if they could.
The name woodchuck is a very bad european approxiamation of a native american word 
Liam.
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Nov 20, 2002
Oh, so that's what a woodchuck is. I always assumed it was a US version of a Woodpecker 
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il viaggiatore Posted Nov 20, 2002
Come on, we're not that barbarous. We call a woodpecker a woodpecker.
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Captain_SpankMunki [Keeper & Former ACE] Thanking <Diety of choice> for the joy of Goo. Posted Nov 20, 2002
Just out of curiousity KerrAvon, where do you think woodpeckers come from?
Liam.
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Saturnine Posted Nov 20, 2002
We all are under the understanding that a woodpecker is a BIRD, yes?
*arf*
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- 8: il viaggiatore (Nov 19, 2002)
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- 16: Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences (Nov 20, 2002)
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