h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Maybe "I used to be indecisive but now I'm not so sure"

or

"Limping through the mud with a rock in my shoe and all the intellectual brilliance of a woodlouse with a hangover"

Hmmm... perhaps I ought to stop thinking I'm a bewildered creature, after all I am starting Oxford univesity in 2 days

If I didnt do these things who would

or

Weakend by the Weekend.

Dust cover would be a picture of beautiful model wearing a West Bromwich Albion kit, holding a pint of beer and a tray with a balti dish and a portion of chips on it. With a child in the background crying because I have stolen his peddal car which I am driving off into the sunset.

There would be no need for any words with a photo like that on the cover.

'Who turned the light off?'
or
'What lorry?'
or,
' with a beer and a cheese sandwich'

Ive had another idea

My way the bashings of Baboon

*And that's just the way it should have been*

"Oh God, not again"

Cause I'm terminally accident-prone.

Actually, it might be

"Spot the difference!!"

Which is what my friend excalimed when I tore 2 ligaments in my ankle on a scout camp and she saw the swelling on the busted one . Still seeing the physio about the bloody ankle. Well, ok, I only did it a couple of months ago, but still.

Cat

What about this choice?
My hands the tools of the trade

Something like:

Who? Me?

or

Ups and downs

"The cosmic equivalent of a free house".

or, if that's too unwieldy...

"I'm just a Glenn".