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The worst singers in history, please back your nominations!!!

Post 1

F F Churchton

I'd like to vote for David, an inbound credit card adviser from Halifax!!!

Visit www.halifax.co.uk for more details


The worst singers in history, please back your nominations!!!

Post 2

Laura

smiley - laughsmiley - laughsmiley - laughsmiley - laugh
I have to agree with you
That clip of the audition it just brilliant
smiley - biggrin


The worst singers in history, please back your nominations!!!

Post 3

Dearly Loved of Mars

Was that the guy with the dog?
'Who let the dogs out?'

There are so many bad singers out there, too many to mention, Gerry Marsden had a pretty bad voice.


The worst singers in history, please back your nominations!!!

Post 4

daraline, keeper of unusual rats and deranged hamsters

i would like to nominate................(drumroll please)......................smiley - wowMEsmiley - wow.

i am completely unable to carry a tune, i was not allowed to join my junior school choir, i can make close friends and loved ones run a mile as i start to warble 'yellow submarine'. people who have actually survived my singing are still in therapy about the whole situation.

xxsmiley - peacedove


The worst singers in history, please back your nominations!!!

Post 5

Oot Rito

A former neighbour !

It wasn't so much the awfulness, although it was pretty awful

or even the loudness, which was awesome

It was the sheer frequency and it started very, very, very early in the morning.


The worst singers in history, please back your nominations!!!

Post 6

Madent

I can't listen to audio from this PC, but surely no one can be worse than

http://www.margaritapracatan.com/


The worst singers in history, please back your nominations!!!

Post 7

Beatrice

Oh she's smiley - divaluvverly, she used to appear regularly on Clive James's evening showsmiley - biggrin.

Sophie Ellis Bextor, anyone? On second thoughts, her voice is passable, it's the songs that drive me insane.

Hmmm..I s'pose I'd be lynched if I suggested Bob Dylan or Van Morrison smiley - run


The worst singers in history, please back your nominations!!!

Post 8

Moving On

Then they'd better start queuing, as I'm going to nominate Richard Thomson and Mark Knopfler.....


The worst singers in history, please back your nominations!!!

Post 9

Hoovooloo

I can't believe it! I saw the subject line, thought "Ha! Margarita Pracatan!", only to find Madent beat me to it! smiley - laughsmiley - cheers

So, my reserve choice is Crysal Waters, she of "Gypsy Woman", da da dee dow dow, da da dee dow dow. smiley - grr

H.


The worst singers in history, please back your nominations!!!

Post 10

Oberon2001 (Scout)

Frank Skinner once said that David Baddiel was "the worst singer to have a number 1", so I'd like to nominate David Baddiel please.
Oberon2001


The worst singers in history, please back your nominations!!!

Post 11

Chronicargonaut

Female singer: Cameron Diaz (see A Life Less Ordinary)
Male Singer: The bloke from Stereophonics (a Rod Stewart tribute band for those overseas viewers)smiley - smiley


The worst singers in history, please back your nominations!!!

Post 12

GreyDesk

I also would like to nominate myself.

Puberty played a cruel trick on the angelic little voice I had as a small child. I've never quite got over it... smiley - wah


The worst singers in history, please back your nominations!!!

Post 13

The Groob

Ronan Keating. I can't stand a second of his voice.

smiley - musicalnote i've got shomething to tell ya smiley - musicalnote

smiley - musicalnote i've got shomething to shay smiley - musicalnote

Just cos 2 zillion gullible teenyboppers tell you that you can sing doesn't mean you can.


The worst singers in history, please back your nominations!!!

Post 14

The Groob

Oh, and don't forget the boy Gately. Watch him closely. Within three seconds of starting to sing he's guaranteed to look over his right shoulder and pretend to laugh at something off stage. Watch for that one!


The worst singers in history, please back your nominations!!!

Post 15

Researcher U197087

That unctuous tit Craig David. smiley - steam


The worst singers in history, please back your nominations!!!

Post 16

F F Churchton

There is nothing wrong with Mark Knoefler, Jim Davidson or Vinnie Jones!!!


The worst singers in history, please back your nominations!!!

Post 17

Researcher U197087

Well, nothing a good sedative wouldn't fix. smiley - winkeye


The worst singers in history, please back your nominations!!!

Post 18

F F Churchton

You've got no taste!!!


The worst singers in history, please back your nominations!!!

Post 19

Researcher U197087

smiley - tongueout


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