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The worst singers in history, please back your nominations!!!
F F Churchton Started conversation May 5, 2003
I'd like to vote for David, an inbound credit card adviser from Halifax!!!
Visit www.halifax.co.uk for more details
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Dearly Loved of Mars Posted May 5, 2003
Was that the guy with the dog?
'Who let the dogs out?'
There are so many bad singers out there, too many to mention, Gerry Marsden had a pretty bad voice.
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daraline, keeper of unusual rats and deranged hamsters Posted May 5, 2003
i would like to nominate................(drumroll please)......................ME.
i am completely unable to carry a tune, i was not allowed to join my junior school choir, i can make close friends and loved ones run a mile as i start to warble 'yellow submarine'. people who have actually survived my singing are still in therapy about the whole situation.
xx
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Oot Rito Posted May 5, 2003
A former neighbour !
It wasn't so much the awfulness, although it was pretty awful
or even the loudness, which was awesome
It was the sheer frequency and it started very, very, very early in the morning.
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Madent Posted May 5, 2003
I can't listen to audio from this PC, but surely no one can be worse than
http://www.margaritapracatan.com/
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Beatrice Posted May 5, 2003
Oh she's luvverly, she used to appear regularly on Clive James's evening show.
Sophie Ellis Bextor, anyone? On second thoughts, her voice is passable, it's the songs that drive me insane.
Hmmm..I s'pose I'd be lynched if I suggested Bob Dylan or Van Morrison
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Moving On Posted May 5, 2003
Then they'd better start queuing, as I'm going to nominate Richard Thomson and Mark Knopfler.....
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Hoovooloo Posted May 5, 2003
I can't believe it! I saw the subject line, thought "Ha! Margarita Pracatan!", only to find Madent beat me to it!
So, my reserve choice is Crysal Waters, she of "Gypsy Woman", da da dee dow dow, da da dee dow dow.
H.
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Oberon2001 (Scout) Posted May 5, 2003
Frank Skinner once said that David Baddiel was "the worst singer to have a number 1", so I'd like to nominate David Baddiel please.
Oberon2001
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Chronicargonaut Posted May 5, 2003
Female singer: Cameron Diaz (see A Life Less Ordinary)
Male Singer: The bloke from Stereophonics (a Rod Stewart tribute band for those overseas viewers)
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GreyDesk Posted May 5, 2003
I also would like to nominate myself.
Puberty played a cruel trick on the angelic little voice I had as a small child. I've never quite got over it...
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The Groob Posted May 6, 2003
Ronan Keating. I can't stand a second of his voice.
i've got shomething to tell ya
i've got shomething to shay
Just cos 2 zillion gullible teenyboppers tell you that you can sing doesn't mean you can.
The worst singers in history, please back your nominations!!!
The Groob Posted May 6, 2003
Oh, and don't forget the boy Gately. Watch him closely. Within three seconds of starting to sing he's guaranteed to look over his right shoulder and pretend to laugh at something off stage. Watch for that one!
The worst singers in history, please back your nominations!!!
F F Churchton Posted May 6, 2003
There is nothing wrong with Mark Knoefler, Jim Davidson or Vinnie Jones!!!
The worst singers in history, please back your nominations!!!
F F Churchton Posted May 9, 2003
You've got no taste!!!
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- 5: Oot Rito (May 5, 2003)
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