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Troop Movements
Peregrine, 22nd Duke of Earl ~ What would Magnum P.I. do ? ~ Started conversation Mar 18, 2003
Dear Chums, here is todays communiqué regarding the movements of our troops:
~ due to the heavier than usual consumption of left-over Irish Stew, all troops are reported to be experiencing heavier than usual movements ~
There will be daily updates, so watch this space.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Mar 18, 2003
All I keep on thinking is soldiers dressed up as Richard Whitely going around telling Richard Whitely jokes. Naked (SAS) soldiers having an unconventional 
morning/evening where they serve 
instead of and go around hitting the "enemy" with their 
s (it's an unconventional weapon). Troops using satellite/heat seeking-guided s, mortice shell-s and 
-s because it's unconventional.
They will spend all the time having boring commitee meetings.
jfa
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Mar 18, 2003
I just hope they take along enough coffee with them... I've a few friends from school who went into the armed forces, haven't really kept in touch with them since school, but I'd love to know where they are, or if they might get involved in this thing... 
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Peregrine, 22nd Duke of Earl ~ What would Magnum P.I. do ? ~ Posted Mar 18, 2003
Breaking News on TROOP MOVEMENTS !!!!!!!
My secret spy in Iraq, Leonard Farque-Mittson, has just sent me this highly classified memo:
******* C/Sgt Lance Pollatchkov and Gunnery Sgt. Ed Chuckupsky, of the 69th Dirt Replacement Corps, are feeling a little seedy, after not heating their mush up properly. I expect to see rapid movements tomorrow. Toodle Pip old boy ! ********
More to follow !
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Peregrine, 22nd Duke of Earl ~ What would Magnum P.I. do ? ~ Posted Mar 19, 2003
This just in from Farque-Mittson !!!
********* What-ho old chap ! Tremendous movements in the troops today. Lance Corporal Johnny Smudger, of the 12th Duck and Cover's, was exceptionally productive. Beef curry on menu tonight - eruptions expected tomorrow !!! Toodle Pip !!!!! *******
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Mar 19, 2003
I'm a little puzzled as how to be taken these instalations and updates on teh 'movements' of the troops... I do tend to kind of get the feeling Nope, I'm not sure and as we can't discuss it really* on site... 
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Mar 21, 2003
*on the edge of his seat in anticipation... 
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Peregrine, 22nd Duke of Earl ~ What would Magnum P.I. do ? ~ Posted Mar 21, 2003
Gadzooks - they're coming in fast now - NEWSFLASH FROM LEONARD FARQUE-MITTSON - Heads up !!!!!!
********** What ho Perry old bean !
Frightful situation here in the front. Major Israel Goldberg, 1st Bumgardners Corp (Plc) has reported EXCLUSIVELY to this reporter that movements are drying up, partly due to lack of of water, but mainly due to the troops s******g themselves for three days in a row - Is this it for the Allied Push ???? More to follow (maybe)
************
Extraordinary !
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abbi normal "Putting on the Ritz" with Dr Frankenstein Posted Mar 21, 2003
Gee was that moderated poo that went flying bye? 
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Mar 21, 2003
Damm, didn't catch that one before it was moderated 
and it could just be that missing piece of the puzzle in the trooop's movements, which have seemed to have hit a bit of a low...
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Reality Manipulator Posted Mar 21, 2003
The Boring but Exciting Committee Meeting Addicts Regiment are having a raffle, bring and buy sale, jumble sale, bingo and are going to have a military flower arranging demonstration.
katrine
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Mar 24, 2003
No update on troop movements for a few days... I wonder if there has been a media clamp down...
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Reality Manipulator Posted Mar 24, 2003
Well the SAS are having a covert coffee morning/evening where they are all in the nude and are engaged in hand to hand fighting with the enemy using life s whilst telling Richard Whitely jokes.
jfl
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Reality Manipulator Posted Mar 24, 2003
The Scottish regiments are all dressed up in kilts/plaids, and there bodies are all covered in woad. They bend down and hold their kilts (true Scotsmen don't wear anything underneath their kilts) shout something in Gaelic. Their Commanding officers are dressed up as William Wallace and Robert the Bruce who are both riding astride on horses 
. In the background you will hear bagpipes. The soldiers also have with them shields.
jfl
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Reality Manipulator Posted Mar 24, 2003
Members of various regiments, para's, the SAS, Royal Navy, Royal Marines are all dressed up as Klingons, Starfleet personnel, Rogue Squadron, The Rebel Alliance, Jedi Knights, Tok'ra, SG command officers, The Marque, and the Bajorian resitence movement.
jfl
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Reality Manipulator Posted Mar 24, 2003
They do not use boring weapons but phasers, blasters and light sabers as it is more exciting. The Royal Navy have stopped using boring battle cruisers but are now aboard Galaxy Class, Warp/stream line drive cum TARDIS star ships as it is more exciting. Now all the armed personnel can just beam down to their locations.
jfl
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Just Bob aka Robert Thompson, plugging my film blog cinemainferno-blog.blogspot.co.uk Posted Mar 24, 2003
Any news on the location of the 5th Navy/Army division, the 'Desert Voles'? How about the 202nd culinary, the 'Dessert Plates'?
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- 1: Peregrine, 22nd Duke of Earl ~ What would Magnum P.I. do ? ~ (Mar 18, 2003)
- 2: six7s (Mar 18, 2003)
- 3: Reality Manipulator (Mar 18, 2003)
- 4: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Mar 18, 2003)
- 5: Peregrine, 22nd Duke of Earl ~ What would Magnum P.I. do ? ~ (Mar 18, 2003)
- 6: Peregrine, 22nd Duke of Earl ~ What would Magnum P.I. do ? ~ (Mar 19, 2003)
- 7: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Mar 19, 2003)
- 8: Peregrine, 22nd Duke of Earl ~ What would Magnum P.I. do ? ~ (Mar 21, 2003)
- 9: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Mar 21, 2003)
- 10: Peregrine, 22nd Duke of Earl ~ What would Magnum P.I. do ? ~ (Mar 21, 2003)
- 11: Peregrine, 22nd Duke of Earl ~ What would Magnum P.I. do ? ~ (Mar 21, 2003)
- 12: abbi normal "Putting on the Ritz" with Dr Frankenstein (Mar 21, 2003)
- 13: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Mar 21, 2003)
- 14: Reality Manipulator (Mar 21, 2003)
- 15: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Mar 24, 2003)
- 16: Reality Manipulator (Mar 24, 2003)
- 17: Reality Manipulator (Mar 24, 2003)
- 18: Reality Manipulator (Mar 24, 2003)
- 19: Reality Manipulator (Mar 24, 2003)
- 20: Just Bob aka Robert Thompson, plugging my film blog cinemainferno-blog.blogspot.co.uk (Mar 24, 2003)
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