h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It's somewhat similar to roast Capybara.

Candle wax, bees wax, ear wax, roast Capybara.

tomatos, salt, mustard
veggie bacon - tastes nothing like bacon but looks and tastes... *wats the word?* .....funky?
cheese and apple
condensed milk (pref on hardo bread)
bun and cheese (bun is a west indian kinda bread thing - try it very nice but not the christmas bun just the normal one- bulla is also cool with cheese or condensed milk)

Well, leaving out the unrealistic ones and not accounting for repeats, I've collated that lot and there are 187 delicious (?) suggestions so far.

Just in case anyone is still wanting to know if anyone's counting. And I have copied it all into a word file - ostensibly to enumerate them, but also so I can hang them on my kitchen wall for when I run out of ideas for lunch.

That's the first time I've ever seen someone use the word "enumerate."

cheesy enumerates.

Sea food feast sandwich:
Crab meet, Prawns, lobster, (and anything else you can think of in a simular bein), with mayo/mild salid cream.
on Rhye bread (no butter/marg required), topped with a little fresh ground black pepper, and shredded lettuce, spring onion (if you like0), and tomato (if you like) : I'm supposidly* collating them together for an entire entry at some point, and will (if I can figure out how) accredit all those who have contributed (and possibly some who haven't), to suggestions for suggestions. when I get time. when I can be bothered, when I remember.
Lettuce sandwich:
take one large lettuce leaf; put a load of sugar on it, fold it up and eat it
Might also work with honey

fresh basil leaves, chopped sun dried tomatoes and grated mozzarella

mmm, especially in ciabatta

Good with a fried egg, too. And healthy, into the bargain.

Favourite sandich:
Tinned hot dogs, cold. Drain vinegar from tin. But if you want to save some hot dogs, keep half the vinegar in, in the hope that this will somehow keep them fresh.
One sliced pan.
Ketchup from a squeezy bottle.
Make a line of ketchup about on third of the way up the bread. Try, for amusement, to make a perfectly straight line. Put hot dog on line of ketchup and gently pat down. Then roll up the bread and enjoy. Try not to get ketchup on your shoes. Or clothes. In fact, this sandwich is best enjoyed naked.

mmM, Havent had any for years: used to rely on them a lot when run out of money at Uni:
One tin of 8 hot dog sausages; 19 pence or less! using one hotdog per slice of bread, makes it stretch even further and full you up for nothing.
I also perfected the art of cooking hotdog sausages with a kettle:
not wanting sausages in the kettle (I'd make tea and coffee with the water from it!).
open tin, put tin, still containing sausages (in brine), in kettle, boil kettle twice or three times hay presto

Hotdog sandwiches and coffee all in one go Imagine the time saving possibilities!! Actually, I must admit, when I was feeling particularly decadent, I would put four hot dogs on one piece of bread in one go and use loads of ketchup and eat this as a kind of sandwich. Of course, these days, I have servants to do this kind of thing for me...

Not to mention the savings environmentally speaking for saving energy in cooking the hotdogs with coffee water, or, conversly, eating them raw

I haven't read the backlog since I last posted on here, but here's some of Lord Scott's favorite sandwiches:

On a sub roll: mayonaise and horseradish, with swiss cheese and roast beef

On white bread: mayonaise and a banana (sliced lengthwise)

On white bread, again: mayonaise and thick slices of ripe tomato, salted

tuna (in oil) and capers. mmmmm. mmmmmmmmmmmm.

What's piccalilli, someone?

Its horrible. well I'm not that keen on it, what is it well, I think* its a kind of sweet pickle, a little like brandstone pickle, but not as nice I think but I don't eat it so I'm not sure at all

Picallili is very yellow, so probably has curry in it.

What's a sub roll?

Sorry, caught my wrist on the "enter" key just as I was posting. Due to piles of papers on desk. Of course I'm working!

And why do your servants eat your sandwiches for you, Podamonkey?

Orange Curd, lovely

Mmm, cheese, cheese and more cheese well, I guess cheese on toasted rhye bread, isn't Strictly a sandwich

A mixture of grated cheese and chocolate spread... lovely!