h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Why only for birds? Locus can be nice; fried in a little groundnut or olive (extra virgin) oil, works well with choc spread, or mayo and salid Mmm pasta sandwich chip butty!

I only eat worms when no body loves me. Live wriggling ones on stale bread are only for birds.

You know what they say;

"The early bird catches the worm. But weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."

well I've started putting the suggestions, so far together as an entry, but don't stop sugestions; I've not ordered it out very well yet, but at least it is there, I'll add all contributing resurchers, at some point, when I figure out how and get time:
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A steak pie. No, really...

A co-worker showed this to me about 12 years ago as the ultimate comfort food... Go into a baker and purchase a large, buttered white bread roll ("bap") and a hot steak pie. Steak mince or mince will do, but *not* steak-and-gravy, for reasons which will become obvious.

Apply sauces to pie as desired, insert pie into bread roll and squish down flat. (I once was given a steak-and-gravy pie by mistake on my way to a meeting with my bank manager, and this was the point that my shirt and tie got drenched in gravy... ) Wait about 1 minute for the pie to cool a little, while the heat makes the butter soak into the bread. Eat. Enjoy.

Mmm, I've done swimular with chicken and mushroom pies

Some great ingredients there!!
But methinks you need some more So here is my twopenny worth...

Salmon & Cottage cheese (also goes well with horseradish) + hard-boiled egg & pickled gerkin. Trust me!
Roast turkey, roast ham & pickled onion with cranberry sauce or redcurrant jelly (there's an idea for Chrimbo!! )
Tuna & Spring onion (or any onion).
Tuna mayo, lettuce, tomato & black olive.
Egg mayo & cress with tomato.
Cheese & worchester (sp?) sauce, particularly good toasted.
Cheese & sweet pickle/pickled onions.
Sausages & onions (obligatory!)
Bacon simply must go with brown sauce (or lettuce & tomato). I'm sure there's a guide entry on that somewhere!!
Fried egg with a pinch of rock salt & ground black pepper.
Peanut butter + strawberry jam. If you haven't tried, trust me!!
The Presley Fave: Fried Peanutbutter & mashed banana fried sandwich with a sprinkling of brown sugar.
Roast chicken or steak, green peppers, mushrooms & onions.
Layers & layers of Spam!! Go on. You know you want to!!

Apologies if any have been repeated here, but reading the backlog, I reckoned a few fillings needed complementing (Such things like "Oooh, you're looking nice today! ). Is there anything you can't put in a sanwich?!!?!!?
Here's a tip - try mixing mayonnaise with French or English mustard (I haven't tried both together!) Doesn't make the mustard as aggressive on the tongue, & it adds depth of flavour

Move over Jamie Oliver!!

Dairylea and Marmite

both fine on their own but at the same time???

Pickled onions make a fine early Sunday morning sandwich...

Divine at the same time Croz

Golden syrup. Best with heavier breads, so's it doesn't just soak in.

Cat food.

Perhaps we should amend the title to "101 things to put in a sandwich which you would then eat".

You guys watch Jamie Oliver on TV too? I always figured he was some British schmoe who they brought over to American TV because he couldn't make it in Britian.

Wampus

I like Jamie Oliver. His food looks tasty! You blokes are just jealous!

I like Jamie Oliver, HE looks tasty!

But then I'm recently dumped, so most things look tasty to me right now.

Back on topic, Tuna and cream cheese with sweet chilli sauce is good stuff too.

I know the feeling TH KC!

Another yummy filling is just chocolate squares. I used to get it all the time when i was younger from my mum. But you really need to use robust bread like baguette. Sliced bread will just fall apart. So baguette, margerine and chocolate squares. Oh the memories!

*munches*

Danepack Cauliflower Cheese Grills.

MMMMMMmmmmmmmm...

I have* eaten cat food and locus's I don't think I'm normal though but who is?