h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

OK..from the breast thread, it seems I'm not the only person bored/ing enough to play the 'refresh button' game on my user space. So let's find a way to find out exactly how pathetic we are, shall we?

A) I never find the need to hit refresh. I can hardly keep up with my conversations as is, and I am one of the most popular researchers to boot.

B) I hit refresh only as necessary to keep current.

C) When at the computer I invariably have an H2G2 window open, and refresh it occasionally when I have a moment.

D) I am always at the computer, and am always logged onto H2G2 and rather obsessively hit refresh, which is a sad thing since I don't have the popularity to necessitate this habit.

E) More orgasmic than sex with a Swedish nurse, a better fix than crack, for me, is refreshing my user space to discover that two or more conversations in which I have an avid interest have been posted to 'just now.' And if they're conversations off of *my* userspace? *falls over*

F) I have reconfigurated my keyboard so that the most accessible key functions to refresh, so I can nod off in front of the monitor at 3 in the morning, incessantly pushing the button in question..(much like those rats with the electrodes on their testicles?)

I am a D..by the way.

E)

...and it was me that brought up the subject of refreshing one's user space so do I get extra points?

Liam.

I'm a B.

But surely the latter half of D doesn't apply to you Nyssabird?

Hmmm... I think I'm mostly a D, sometimes a C when I'm actually w*rking...

When I first joind the site, there were a few of us used to play the 'no reply' game - we just couldn't log off until all teh conversations on our space had 'no reply'!

Help! I'm off the scale, I need a whole new catagory to describe my state of refreshness.
I have custom built an auto refreshing h2g2 window into my browser's hotlist pannel just to stop me getting repetetive strain injury from hitting the refresh key so often.

Hehe, Im definately a D.

I'm a G.

'My conversations' pop up open constantly, that I occasionally also maunally refresh (coz once every 2 minutes just isn't enough)

I'm a G too

*giggle*

Yessss...*rubs hands together*

I`m just

Solid C with D tendencies.

Hang on
Just got it
I`m an A but sometimes a D

Maybe an adjunct survey should involve us coming up with all the *ways* we find to refresh.

Hehe..maybe our logo should be a deoderant stick with H2G2 emblazoned on the front. Maybe some cheesy line like "The Researchers - Always the Refreshest"

s at own stupid jokes

*wonders if the italics would use their powers to change the original question to "What is your cup size?"*

Liam.

Hmmm, I probably verge to a E.

Excuse me?
*s at the joke

definitely a D

Hehehehe

I'm still a G