h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Rolls on floor laughing at word-smithing genius

The Hooverbs are a translation I made from teh origional Hooverscripts remains discoverd a few months back, so I merely copy and pasted the appropiate section for todays service into my post and the speling mistakes are all my own creations Still no sign of nighthoover? perhps i'm just too hopeful

No sign in XS on Friday, no sign at the drum shop on saturday (although I did spy a very nice Yamaha Stage custom kit that I may purchase v soon). No sign at the party in Eccles on saturday night, or on the squash court sunday afternoon, or in the gym, and sadly,no sign at the comedy store last night.

So how was everyone elses weekend?

Disasterous, no Hoover anywhere

druuuuunken! my birhday went with a schwing and a brandy or two and an or some number incomprehendible no nighthooer to bless my BDay with would have been teh best present of all

*comfort* Bear up, 2legs, for imminent must be his return!

That'll be another two thousand years then

Noggin

We must not be pessimistic, for I shall look for the hoover one in swindon tomorrow and on wednesday. Then I shall search London on Thursday and shall then return to swindon on friday in case i missed him/her, before returning to my home in Sheffield where he may be in the pub I will go in on Friday!

and I have recruited 2000 secondary school pupils into the search, we must be closing in by now and Red Scout is to return to congo and cameroon to search whilst I trawl the streets bars, pubs and cafe's all over Cambridge and the University buildings as well, obviously out prophet will return at the appropiate hour wait, and search and drink and search

It is with great sadness that nighthoover has not been sighted in the Antipodes (or at least in my part of the aforesaid area)

Question: If nighthoover appears down here will he suck down instead of up?? I hope not - I like ducks.

No (s)he will suck clockwise rather than counter clockwise

What does nighthoover look like?

2legs, happy belated birthday fella. sorry I didn't congratualte you on the day (threesecondmemory an all that). Didn't your birthday party thread get revived?

No sign of the mighty one at the landmine charity gig we did last night.

The party-thread was indeed revived a little before hand and during though I wasn't about, being in a slightly more unfit state than normal after drinking a not inconsiderably larger than excessivly large amount of fermented vegetable products over two nights and two days, or was it longer? has someone changed the date on my computer? Oh well, never mind but the birthday thread never reallly died now one year old is the thread and onwards it shall go nighthoover? what does nighthoover look like? good question No sign still however of our prophet nighthoover the mighty one the ruler of the spaces behind pieces of furnature where much dust dost collect oh mighty nighthoover, son of the one true bob, reveal yourself and rid us of this filth and dust and dark and dank dust that holds much filth and dustyness and show us the nighthooverly path to nighthooverlightment and nighthooverly existance on an alternative dimension of nighthooverability and all things nighthoover lettuce pray

*and so they prayed*





*but some of them giggled and lo', the spirit of nighthoover swept them from the fold*


~jwf~

MMMMMMMMM
MMMMMM
OhmOhmOhmOhm
nighthooverable and inefferable
nighthooverly and drunk
wihtout the prophet deeper their sadness sunk oh mighty nighthoover how long shall we wait? oh nighthoover show us the way to the hooverhsop in the sky the place where the nighthooverable and nighthooverly go when they cry oh The One True Bob show us the way to thi most hooverly son of nighthooverability and nighthooverlyness second to nnun

pertunia + trouser leg = 4.2

You don't know what she looks like do you

Or he?

Exactly you dont even know nighthoovers gender. how do you ever expect to find this person?

We, er, just, erm, will.