h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Would the true nighthoover not give us a sign ? lettuce spray

best fishes.....tod

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Jehova! Jehova!

She said it twice ! Heretic , witch , She turned me into a newt .

best fishes......tod

I'd still like to know which italic thought it would be a good idea to scrub and sanitize the personal space of the one troo hoover of the dusk to dawn hours.

There's not even a link to this thread from U183456 anymore. BoB Damnit! That was a silly and wasteful thing to do. Why, it's impinging on my religious rights, it is!

It's the h2g2 equivalent of the taliban destroying the buddhas.

a pity for sure for sure we could always lay waste to their lands with a plague of dysons then they may reinstate it? until they do, lettuce spry mhrily so

Lettuce spry, and let us demolish the evil empire of the Dyson and its vortexed vestibule.

DOPPLEGANGERS!!!!

We are legion.

I'm Legion too!!!

http://www.legion.ca/asp/docs/home/home_e.asp

Lettuce march as an arm y of hoover carrieing legions into the promised land where the dust does not dare hide under the carpets h o o v e r l a n d

we are legion for we are one n i g h t h o o v e r

I'm tempted to yikes that last post for being patently untrue!

Lettuce prey that know Hun yikes religiosityisms.

They are legion for they* are* many but only the one true nighthoover if only we knew which one it was the sign! the Sign! give us the sign! oh hoover on high at night lettuce now know! the sign! the Sign! the hoovery sign! there must be a sign! s i g n s i g n s i g n s i g n s i g n s i g n s i g n wobble wobble wobblw wobble wobble wobble wibble wibble wiblbe wibble wobble wibble bobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobob kitkitkitkitkitkitkitkitkit there must be a sign! where is nighthoover! the real nighthoover! lettuce spry for the s i g n

And lest us not forget:

"Posted Mar 11, 2003 by

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Spoonwinner, Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

Posting 1881



"
I have been studying the sacred scrolls, and have come upon a shocking realisation.

It's pronounced "Nigh tho' over", meaning "yet to come but already happened", and encapsulates the fundamental trancendental dichotomy of the hootoo philosophy.

" lettuce rejoice in the legaminious thingamuffle of the alltogetherness of the everythingness

Except Japanese whale slaughterers.

And what do they have to do with price of knock-off T-shirts in Chinatown?

Negative waves, Moriarity... Enough of the negative waves.


This is our religious home and if religion can provide nothing else, it gives us respite from worldly thoughts (and most other kinds of thoughts as well).

Lettuce prey

Oh, mighty nighthoover, wherehoover thou might be. Smite those Japanese Whalers in a great maelstrom, the oceanic version of a hoover and bring upon those that would trade and consume the flesh of the greatest of the swimmy mammals hoovers from the sky, tornadoes to rain suckiness down from the sky upon their heads. And let Pat Robertson claim that his god did it as retribution to those who would offend the ultraconservative gay-bashers and stem cell research opponents, 'cause, let's face it deity driven natural disasters get bad press. Yea... that'll work.


There, we've preyed on it and now we don't have to think about it no more.

*burst in through door slamming it with a BANG*

Whoawhoawhoa! Whoa. Whoa.


Whoa.

What is going on here? Who started up the thread again?? I'll give you to the count of three to own up then get your sorry assess out of this hokey religion and into threads more suited to mild delerium.
QUIT!

One...

....lettuce spray!