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Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Oct 11, 2001
"She handed me something in her closed fist. It was her underwear!" shrieked Danny DeVito to amused fans, apparently quoting from his new romantic comedy, co-starring Rachel Hunter as his love interest.
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Oct 11, 2001
Nighthoover we miss you,
oh where have you gone?
To hoover at night and sleep all day long? ::
Nighthoover 
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~ jwf ~ scribblo ergo sum Posted Oct 11, 2001
*begins singing Bob Dylan's tune from the Wonder Boys*
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Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday Posted Oct 12, 2001
I'm off to the REAL land of song to see if Nighthoover is cleaning up the valleys! 
Strains of Ar Lan y Mor mix with the exhaust fumes from Granny's 996 broomstick
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Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Oct 12, 2001
Hope you enjoy this special weekend reading review. As such, and in the spirit of the times, when we finally get a chance to put our feet up and read a good book, this forum recommends the following titles. Admittedly, it's a rather hastily compiled list, but you can appreciate that Springtime places intolerable pressures on meeting deadlines, what with 
gambolling around the place and other distractions.
NODDY, by John Le Carre. A tense spy novel set behind the iron curtain of Toyland. "It was hard to place Noddy. The bell on top of his cap rang when he walked, but he was not the kind of man who attracted attention. He phoned somebody and spoke in Finnish; he received the news with a cynical resentment. Intelligence work has one moral law - it is justified by results. What was friendship? When he heard the knock at the door, Noddy reached for his Luger. He hoped to God one shot would do it. 'Come in, Big Ears,' he said."
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Oct 12, 2001
Should I Go do the Hoover man.
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nighthoover Posted Oct 12, 2001
Does nighthoover work for the FBI?
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Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Oct 12, 2001
TESS OF THE D'URBERVILLES, by Bret Easton Ellis. A considered and mature Ellis starts as he means to go on in this sweeping epic. "The hangman tightened the rope around Tess' neck. 'I am ready,' she said quietly, and Angel Clare's pale face seemed to shrink to half its natural size as the trapdoor burst open. At the sight of Tess' body swinging in the glowing light in this fertile and sheltered tract of country, in which the fields are never brown and the springs never dry, lust burned like a howling furnace in his blood ... He approached her lovely, lifeless form with a pair of stainless-steel Philippe Starck pliers."
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vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) Posted Oct 12, 2001
This thread is a truly remarkable proof if the fullsome beauty of h2g2 life - from small tragedy to wandering stories and manic lacks of sense or sensibility.
To cause and effect, may they be ever at odds with society 
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Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Oct 12, 2001
METAMORPHOSIS, by Ernest Hemingway. A remarkable achievement from the master who "honestly and undauntedly reproduces the genuine features of the hard countenance of the age", to quote from his Nobel Prize citation. "Cregor Samsa woke one morning to discover he had turned into a bug. He had no regrets. The room was warm and the day fine. He had missed dinner the night before, because he kept his promise to Brett to kill a bull with his bare hands and when he finished the Cafe des Papa was closed. Well, he thought, hunger is a good discipline and you learn from it. He knew that he must write a novel. It had seemed an impossible thing to do when he had been trying with great difficulty to complete a very fine paragraph. Now it seemed an even more impossible thing to do because he didn't have any arms."
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Oct 13, 2001
My brain urts
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Oct 13, 2001
Hi Ho diddle do dum de di dra ding dong do da diddle de do dee!Hi Ho diddle do dum de di dra ding dong do da diddle de do Doooooodaugh!
Hi Ho diddle do dum de di dra ding dong do da diddle de do dee!Hi Ho diddle do dum de di dra ding dong do da diddle de do Doooooodaugh!
Hi Ho diddle do dum de di dra ding dong do da diddle de do dee!Hi Ho diddle do dum de di dra ding dong do da diddle de do Doooooodaugh!
Yipplie do dung do da da da da da da da dada da dadretichika! da da da da da da da da duda da da da da duda da da da yippie waa! We! widdlepongd!? Hi Ho diddle do dum de di dra ding dong do da diddle de do dee!Hi Ho diddle do dum de di dra ding dong do da diddle de do Doooooodaugh!
Hi Ho diddle do dum de di dra ding dong do da diddle de do dee!Hi Ho diddle do dum de di dra ding dong do da diddle de do Doooooodaugh!
Hi Ho diddle do dum de di dra ding dong do da diddle de do dee!Hi Ho diddle do dum de di dra ding dong do da diddle de do Doooooodaugh!
Hi Ho diddle do dum de di dra ding dong do da diddle de do dee!Hi Ho diddle do dum de di dra ding dong do da diddle de do Doooooodaugh!
Hi Ho diddle do dum de di dra ding dong do da diddle de do dee!Hi Ho diddle do dum de di dra ding dong do da diddle de do Doooooodaugh!
Hi Ho diddle do dum de di dra ding dong do da diddle de do dee!Hi Ho diddle do dum de di dra ding dong do da diddle de do Doooooodaugh!
Hi Ho diddle do dum de di dra ding dong do da diddle de do dee!Hi Ho diddle do dum de di dra ding dong do da diddle de do Doooooodaugh!
Hi Ho diddle do dum de di dra ding dong do da diddle de do dee!Hi Ho diddle do dum de di dra ding dong do da diddle de do Doooooodaugh!
hi o ho hi ho hi ho hi ho,
o oo ho hi oomm om om omm omm moo moon moomoomoomoomoomoomooooooooooooooo wee! Hi Ho diddle do dum de di dra ding dong do da diddle de do dee!Hi Ho diddle do dum de di dra ding dong do da diddle de do Doooooodaugh!
Hi Ho diddle do dum de di dra ding dong do da diddle de do dee!Hi Ho diddle do dum de di dra ding dong do da diddle de do Doooooodaugh!
ho hi ho hi ho hi ho!
ho hi hi hi hiho diddle wibble do dun de daaaa! wibblewibblewibble ho hi do de de dee da da da moo!
wahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
wahwhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah wahahahahahahahah! wahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! 
Mo! de dum diddle de do do dodododododododododododododododwee! wahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! wahahahahahahahahahahah! Hi Ho diddle do dum de di dra ding dong do da diddle de do dee!Hi Ho diddle do dum de di dra ding dong do da diddle de do Doooooodaugh!
Hi Ho diddle do dum de di dra ding dong do da diddle de do dee!Hi Ho diddle do dum de di dra ding dong do da diddle de do Doooooodaugh!
Hi Ho diddle do dum de di dra ding dong do da diddle de do dee!Hi Ho diddle do dum de di dra ding dong do da diddle de do Doooooodaugh!
Hi Ho diddle do dum de di dra ding dong do da diddle de do dee!Hi Ho diddle do dum de di dra ding dong do da diddle de do Doooooodaugh!
wahwahwahwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! people hear voices in head? 
where else would they hear them? 
waa! 
wahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! Hi Ho diddle do dum de di dra ding dong do da diddle de do dee!Hi Ho diddle do dum de di dra ding dong do da diddle de do Doooooodaugh!
Hi Ho diddle do dum de di dra ding dong do da diddle de do dee!Hi Ho diddle do dum de di dra ding dong do da diddle de do Doooooodaugh!
Hi Ho diddle do dum de di dra ding dong do da diddle de do dee!Hi Ho diddle do dum de di dra ding dong do da diddle de do Doooooodaugh!
Hi Ho diddle do dum de di dra ding dong do da diddle de do dee!Hi Ho diddle do dum de di dra ding dong do da diddle de do Doooooodaugh!
wahwahwahwahwahwahwahahahahahahahahahahahah 
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Beth Posted Oct 14, 2001
2legs? 2legs? Did you finally go to sleep?
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Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Oct 14, 2001
CRIME AND PUNISHMENT, by Loony Tunes. Nothing much happens, but it passes the time of day. "Raskolnikov crouched behind the door with a really long axe in his paws. Just then his keen snoot smelled the samovar 'Bloody hell,' he hooted, and hoofed into the kitchen. He could never say no to good, honest samovar. Pouring himself a cup - black, slice of lemon - he amused himself with memories of getting chooked to the gills at the Cosmopolitan Club. It never occurred to him that the fact of the matter was that he was a bore of the first order. Yes."
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Oct 14, 2001
sleep? ha ha ah ah ah ah aha ha ah ah abooo deooda ha h ah ah aha ha ahaha haha sleep? wahwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha? 
sleep? ha ha ah ah ah ah ahe hae ahe ahe ahe ahe ahea hea eh abo diddle do dum di di did la la la loooooo wee diddle bum bumb ubm bum bum bum bum bumb bumbumbumbumbumbubmbubmbubmbubmbub bubmbubm bubmbbubmb bubmb bubm bubm bubm bubm 
bum almost as funny a word aas pants pants pants pants pants wee bum bumb la le diddle loa bo bo bo booo bobbo bobobobobobobobobobobobobodleelie wawahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah sleep? 
sleep? how can i sleep when i don't know how nighthoover is? bu bum bu bum bu bum bu bu bum bum bum pant pant pant pants pants pants pants um bum bum bum bum bweewow hechechchchchchchchchc wahwahahahahahahahah bo didle hi ho hi ho hi ho hi ho hi ho hi ho hi ho hi ho hi ho hi ho ho hi ho hi ho hi ho, ho hi ho hi ho hi ho, diddle hi ho didle de dum diddle hi ho diddle ho hi diddle ho hi dh dh dh waa Nighthoover
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daysweeper nighthooverite in waiting Posted Oct 15, 2001
Nighthoover?
Hoovers at night?
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Oct 17, 2001
No, you don't mean the final final 
sleep?
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- 481: Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here (Oct 11, 2001)
- 482: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Oct 11, 2001)
- 483: ~ jwf ~ scribblo ergo sum (Oct 11, 2001)
- 484: Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday (Oct 12, 2001)
- 485: Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly (Oct 12, 2001)
- 486: Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here (Oct 12, 2001)
- 487: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Oct 12, 2001)
- 488: nighthoover (Oct 12, 2001)
- 489: Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here (Oct 12, 2001)
- 490: vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) (Oct 12, 2001)
- 491: Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here (Oct 12, 2001)
- 492: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Oct 13, 2001)
- 493: Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly (Oct 13, 2001)
- 494: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Oct 13, 2001)
- 495: Beth (Oct 14, 2001)
- 496: Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here (Oct 14, 2001)
- 497: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Oct 14, 2001)
- 498: daysweeper nighthooverite in waiting (Oct 15, 2001)
- 499: Beth (Oct 17, 2001)
- 500: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Oct 17, 2001)
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