h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I am focused
You are single-minded
Sie is obsessive

I provide useful links
You blow your own trumpet
Sie spams

I was dissappointed when this thread died
You couldn't think of anything to post
Sie is a self-confessed lurker

There should be a group name for these things. There probably isn't.
-Xanthia

But look how few people actually used 'they' and how many used 'he' or 'she'. Look at where each are used: 'she is a slag', but 'he is a doctor'. Surprisingly stereotypical.

MRD informs me that stereotypes are the essence of good humour. Like he'd know.
-Xanthia

i for one generally have someone in mind for these and use he or she accordingly...

I treat my body as a temple to the lord
You think botox is manna from heaven
He needs another summer holiday

I find these little pills help.
Should you be taking all those?
He's got a serious problem with prescription drugs.

I am thinking
She is creative
They are bothering me

I post quite regularly.
You certainly have a lot to say.
He's an h2g2 addict spamming for 'the most posts in 24 hours' title again.

jwf

I don't know what botox is.
You can put me in the picture.
They will add their opinions too!

Alji

Botox are a toxin injected into the muscles of the face to tighten them
You remove fine lines and wrinkles
I will make you young again!

-L

I don't need this 'botox'.
You will say 'He looks his age'.
They will tell you 'He looks ten years youger when he shaves'.

Alji

I started this thread.
You are following this thread.
Alji and Lucinda have taken it to new heights by creating conversations in the form!




In yer face haiku challenge and questions only!
peace
jwf

I like the way that can happen here
You shouldn't be surprised
They are pretty clever, those researchers

Me too
you know
it's cool.

it's a little out-of-the-way, but we like it.
it's a half-hour drive on a highway to the nearest town, which is a small one at that.
they live in Mississippi.


*waves*

I do
You didn't muck about
He's a bit old for her isn't he?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A35684-2002Jun12.html

I thought I'd resurrect this thread
You ought to get out more often
They just keep flogging the same old horse

I need to get round this firewall.
Are you sure? There's more than one way to do it.
He is a hacker.

(note: this might not be correct (see A593390) but is typical )

I like to put my money where my mouth is.
Your financial planning leaves something to be desired.
He has a gambling problem.

I occasionally stretch the Truth
You sometimes Lie.
George W Bush makes an art form of it.

I use my intelligence sparingly

If you listen to your head you can hear the sea.

He's a bad advert for "care in the community"