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So you're not a tree then?
$u$ Started conversation Sep 2, 1999
You're not Celine Dion are you? *gulp*
(PS Don't listen to anything Waxer says. I didn't do it guv.)
So you're not a tree then?
Ford Prefect Posted Sep 4, 1999
I am not a tree. I am not Celene Dion *shudder*. What?
So you're not a tree then?
Anita Ryde (formerly Abi Normal) Posted Sep 13, 1999
That's too bad that you aren't a tree. I would like to see you as a tree. You would, as I would, probably be a 100% Canadian Maple Tree.
Hmmmm. I think that I would rather be a Birch, or maybe a arbutus...
Celine Dione? Who came up with that one? That's just spooky.
I'm gonna go talk to some trees now. That red cedar that thinks he is Arthur Dent needs some therapy. ... 
So you're not a tree then?
$u$ Posted Sep 15, 1999
Wood you believe it?
Is Celine Dion a tree? If so, which one?
I like trees - rather too much sometimes. Acorns give me stomach ache.
So you're not a tree then?
Anita Ryde (formerly Abi Normal) Posted Sep 16, 1999
No, celine dion is not a tree. Galsan Blit is a tree... no... I...
AGH!!! I AM CONFUSED!!! There are no trees here, I hope. Unless there is something that we aren't being told.
Are you a tree? Am I a tree? Is she/he a tree? I'm so confused!!
So you're not a tree then?
Anita Ryde (formerly Abi Normal) Posted Sep 16, 1999
Did I say Galsan Blit? I meant to sayt Ford Prefect. Sorry, wrong name
So you're not a tree then?
Ford Prefect Posted Sep 26, 1999
dancing tree....singing tree.....zark. yeah. ni!
Anyone heard of Elvira Curt? (funny comedian lady)
So you're not a tree then?
Anita Ryde (formerly Abi Normal) Posted Nov 8, 1999
No, this is not a dead conversation. I hit my head on a tree branch yesterday. They are all out to get me!! AGH!! A conspiracy!!
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So you're not a tree then?
- 1: $u$ (Sep 2, 1999)
- 2: Ford Prefect (Sep 4, 1999)
- 3: $u$ (Sep 7, 1999)
- 4: Anita Ryde (formerly Abi Normal) (Sep 13, 1999)
- 5: $u$ (Sep 15, 1999)
- 6: Anita Ryde (formerly Abi Normal) (Sep 16, 1999)
- 7: Anita Ryde (formerly Abi Normal) (Sep 16, 1999)
- 8: $u$ (Sep 16, 1999)
- 9: Ford Prefect (Sep 19, 1999)
- 10: $u$ (Sep 20, 1999)
- 11: Ford Prefect (Sep 26, 1999)
- 12: $u$ (Sep 26, 1999)
- 13: Anita Ryde (formerly Abi Normal) (Nov 8, 1999)
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