h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Like me! Your just being bloody awkward aren't you

We're out of various flavours of

Supplier is trying to restock us!!

As a Yorkshireman! I've got a discount!!!!

As long as you have plenty of the salted variant, you can add any flavour you like (or even flavours you don't particularly like for that matter). If you find a new combination you might be able to patent it and get rich(-ish).

A few year ago, a certain company had a competition, to "find" a new flavour.

I had a letter saying I was close, with my "moon cheese" flavour - oh hum!

"we" also have many variations/flavours etc of peanuts (but no peanut icon)

I pass when it comes to cheese and peanuts. They give me migraines.

BLT crisps an idea? (mostly B)

The flavours that are of now or "in the past) are many

The breakdown of chemicals etc has made "flavours" become - think it and we'll make the smell/taste

My favourite cheese is Windsor red made with Port and red wine . Morrisons used to sell it but not anymore, so the only way I can purchase it is at an online cheese shop website.

The only cheeses to eat! Are Yorkshire ones

Hold the cheese! Hand me the Port instead! The best way of relief for a sore throat is going hard to Port.

"Hand me the Port instead" ?

Hull ?

Suits me fine. I'll go to Waterstones to get some more Fantasy novels. (For some obvious reason the English language Fantasy section in that book shop is much larger than in Dutch book shops).

Time for a drink!!!

Watch out! so much PGGB in one place could easily create critical mass. I'll drink one to mitigate the risk.

Please can I have a hot mint crisp dark + topped with cream and chocolate crisps.

Don't forget the extra chocolate!

Please can I have a 1/2lb with a with lots of fried onions along extra large mocha with extra sprinlkles of dark chocolate.