h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Kat! I do have a form of hay-feverI've narrowed it down the the oils given off by the rapeseed crops this is NOT pollen, but the oils it gives off into the atmosphere is all year round
As soon as I left our part of Yorkshire - my hay-fever stopped and only returned once I was back in our area

fault! looks like the wobble grommet needs changing again

ARGH! He sneezed! it's doesn't mean he's got coronavirus but! Chuck him out of the airlock just to be safe



(no disrespect of course)

Here in Starfleet, all the captains/admirals are having a starfleet crisis over on what holoprogram should they choose to run on the holodeck.

Right lads! We're ALL going outside the space station for a while
It's the only way up here we can self isolate
THAT from Stenna Alpha Bhep was coughing all over the place, we've enough coronavirus variations knocking about, without bringing more

I have hay-fever which makes me feel , all I need is a pint of mead.

Time has been going backwards since February 2023 and now the date is 18/02/21. Nobody knows how it happened but time travel must have something to do with it. If this keeps on happening, we could up in the 60's and instead of living in Essex. I will be living in Northumberland and instead of being 59 years of age, I would become a five year old with the all the knowledge and experience that I have now.

We've no clocks on the space stationas we're going round the world at about 17,000 mile per hour.
Means! We're struggling to time to boil an egg in 4 mins

What clothing does the sun wear?
Solar flares.