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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 18, 2020
Thank you Prof 
The Star Wars Stormtroopers stormed out of their space vehicles as they started their storm offensive. They brought storms to the planet's inhabitants but proved to nothing more than a storm in the teacup.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 18, 2020
What do you call a sad storm?
A (cyclone) sigh-clone.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 18, 2020
A new criminal has been recognised as stealing car wheels
Police are attempting to catch him tyrelessly
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Oct 18, 2020
Q: How do you catch a car(t)wheeling thief?
A: Chase him till he's so tyred he can't wheel the car(t) no further
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 18, 2020
How do tell which shopping cart you sued last tme?
You take a pen with indelible ink and market.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Oct 18, 2020
Never trust pea soup 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 19, 2020
Customer: What kind of soup do you have?
Waitress: Chicken soup and pea soup.
Customer: I'll have the chicken. No, wait, hold the chicken and make it pea/pee.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 19, 2020
I have not got the foggiest why it has became so foggy in the kitchen while I was making pea soup.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 19, 2020
Every day we got a ration of one gallon of water, but I lost part of mine due to evapo-ration.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 20, 2020
Batman aka the Dark Knight would bat his eyelids whenever he was communicating with other bats and robins when driving in his super charged Robin reliant vehicle. Batman would give the supervillains of Gotham dark looks whenever they caught him eating dark chocolate 
after dark.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Oct 20, 2020
Debussy composer conducted his newest symphony but was so stressed out he accidentally skipped an entire movement 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 20, 2020
A sloth wrote a symphony, but there weren't many movements in it.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 21, 2020
Crusty old crustaceans gather together to watch over their little nippers as they claw their way over the sand and pebbles on the way to sea.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 21, 2020
Do they belong to the international association of hermit crabs?
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Oct 21, 2020
You mean the secret association which has its head quarters under the Hermitage in St. Petersburg?
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Oct 21, 2020
"international association of hermit crabs"
am I herring this correctly ?
I sit patiently Whale I wait for a response
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 22, 2020
I dopnut make any clams for the veracity of my last statement.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Oct 22, 2020
The veracity of a donut lies in the eating of the pudding 
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Oct 22, 2020
"
nut" Homer Simpson (is a cartoon character)not a pun 
argh! I'm waffling again
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