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Reality Manipulator Posted Mar 28, 2020
Superfluous refers to a house with too many chimney flues.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Mar 29, 2020
Pinocchio sat by the fire and was amazed to see a cricket come down the flue and address.
"Hello Pinocchio," the cricket said, "I'm Chiminey Cricket."
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Reality Manipulator Posted Mar 29, 2020
The fire breathing dragon Smaug, literally had smoke in his belly when he opened fire at Bilbo as escaped Smaug's treasure den.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Mar 29, 2020
Jiminy Cricket got crick in his neck after playing a strenuous game of cricket.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Mar 30, 2020
Who was the greatest baker of all time?
Oven no idea.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Mar 30, 2020
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Mar 31, 2020
The baker made a huge pastry. When you cut off the top, a man popped up playing a violin. He was Tart-ini.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Mar 31, 2020
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Mar 31, 2020
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Apr 1, 2020
BREAKING:
This just in: King Felipe VI quarantined to his jet. Madrid News reports the reign of Spain is staying mainly on the plane
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Reality Manipulator Posted Apr 1, 2020
The weather forecasters said that we will be getting bitterly cold weather through out the British Isles and Ireland. This will be bad news for fruit growers while others will be tasting the bitter fruits as growers will be working to the bitter end. There will be a chill in the air which is due to the high pressure as farmers will be working under pressure. They will be chilling out to chilled out music while others who have gone down with the chills (cold) and will be treating it by eating chilli con carne and drinking Angostura bitters.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Apr 1, 2020
Magneto aka the chick magnet, because he is so attractive and because of his magnetic charm and magnetism.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Apr 1, 2020
The soldiers and their families were given an order to stay in their living military quarters for forty days in the accommodation block. They were in partial quarantine and were only allowed for essential activities.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Apr 1, 2020
The tale of the haunted refrigerator was chilling.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Apr 1, 2020
I've heard a lot about the T in China, but there is no T in Chna!
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Apr 1, 2020
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Apr 1, 2020
I planted gold in the spring Don't worry, I'm the only one who will know it's there. The mattress is hiding in.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Apr 2, 2020
A: - I recently switched all the labels on my wife's spice rack
B: - Has she realised what you've done?
A: - Not yet. But the thyme is cumin.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Apr 2, 2020
The Film director said it's a wrap when wrapping up the film about the cling film wrap factory worker that became a famous wrap (rap) star. The crew and actors all went to the cafe restaurant to eat shawarma wraps.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Apr 2, 2020
In Hollywood, even the gas station employees have written screenplays. So when you drive into the station and ask for gas, you might be asked "Fil'm up?"
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