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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 21, 2019
When Godzilla eats at salad bars, he always takes the house dressing.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 21, 2019
When Godzilla goes to concerts, he can be relied on to bring down the house.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted May 21, 2019
Godzilla had GPS, he was a monitor lizard 
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Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking. Posted May 22, 2019
Early GPS navigation consisted of Great Piles of Stones, also known as Cairns.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted May 22, 2019
Adam raised a Cairn
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 22, 2019
I don't carrot all about cairns.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted May 22, 2019
cairn you believe it ?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 22, 2019
Weir suspicious that something fishy is going on in that dam place.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted May 22, 2019
Dam! Curses Moriarty,foiled again
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted May 22, 2019
- What are all these signs on yonder table, Holmes?
- Elements, my dear Watson
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 23, 2019
"Ah, Mr Holmes, I just saw your son," said the elderly lady.
"Watson?"
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted May 23, 2019
Has your son started school yet Holmes ?
Elementary dear Watson
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 23, 2019
It was the hottest day in years. Mrs. Hudson was sure that the sun would bake 'er street.
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 24, 2019
Even though his driver and woods had been stolen, Tony Stark, the amateur golfer continued to play 72 straight holes for charity. He was truly an Ironman.
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 24, 2019
People say that the weather can get grim in Grimsby.
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Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking. Posted May 24, 2019
Tiger Woods tried to defeat the Iron Lion.
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 24, 2019
Tectonic plates - geologists eat their dinner off these.
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 24, 2019
Sir Hugh T Munro played the bagpipes as he went Munro bagging in Scotland.
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 24, 2019
Beekeepers are beesotted about beekeeping as they find bees are very beeautiful. They have the best beehive hairstyles which they have expertly back combed.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 24, 2019
Hive seen very few bees so far this Spring.
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