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Reality Manipulator Posted Feb 18, 2019
In the theatre's restaurant you can hear the sound of actors rhubarbing as they mumbled on about the quality of the rhubarb crumble and the rhubarb cookies. One of the restaurant staff quipped, "that's just how the cookie crumbles."
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 18, 2019
My grandfather's sister used to work in the bakery. The long hours left her irritable. She was a cross-aunt.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Feb 18, 2019
My friend in Nairobi is awesome; she’s like a Wonder of the World. We call her both Wonder Woman and the Grand Kenyan.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 18, 2019
Speaking of the Grand Kenyan -- er, Canyon -- My cousin was very impressed by the deep ravines there. "It was gorges," she told me.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Feb 19, 2019
My sister was telling me about our cousin. I have to say, he sounds familia.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Feb 19, 2019
An angrybaker came at me with a ryeful, a 12-grain pumpernickel shotgun. He look at me with such loaving, and said “You’re a gluten for punishment.” I never should crust the guy. I barley survived the encounter, and there were no wheatnesses.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Feb 19, 2019
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Reality Manipulator Posted Feb 21, 2019
I went to a cottage that had been converted into a restaurant where the owner had her hair in a cottage bun hairstyle. Her signature dish was cottage pie which was served with vegetables grown in her cottage garden. She baked her own bread which consisted of cottage loaves and cottage buns which sold like hot cakes.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Feb 21, 2019
Do hot cross buns swear ?
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Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking. Posted Feb 22, 2019
Why did the Pun Knight go to the punk night?
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Feb 22, 2019
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Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking. Posted Feb 22, 2019
Accountants should only use real lipstick figures
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Feb 22, 2019
Sir Ivor hadenough, runs away from a joust
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Reality Manipulator Posted Feb 23, 2019
The baker got hot under the collar when baking a baker's dozen of hot cross buns as she could not bake them quick enough for her customers as they were getting very cross and impatient.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 23, 2019
The dog reused to accept a telephone call because there was no collar I.D.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Feb 23, 2019
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 24, 2019
And catnip doesn't involve nipping a cat.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Feb 24, 2019
Simba wants to cat-a-pult himself to fame with his purrfectly relaxing purrs and a-meowsing meows for stressed out humans.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 24, 2019
But cats also can *cause* stress. You come home from work exhausted, and nothing can cushion the blow of seeing the stuffing torn from the couch by cat claws.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Feb 24, 2019
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