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Reality Manipulator Posted Jan 13, 2019
I was commanded to attend a top secret military party at Area 51. When I got there I received my Martian hors d’oeuvres.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jan 13, 2019
Bruno Mars sang at a concert in Mars in the U.S. where he was presented with his very own specially made Mars bars cocktail drink served at the cocktail bar.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jan 13, 2019
Want to take a walking tour in Egypt?
Better consult a Cairopodist.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 14, 2019
I think you'd find that a refreshment stand mars the Martian terrain.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jan 15, 2019
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 15, 2019
Maybe you can get some liquids intra-Venusly.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jan 16, 2019
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 16, 2019
Why was the moon invented?
In order to light year way in the dark.
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Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking. Posted Jan 16, 2019
Speaking of the moon. I heard the Chinese landed on the backside of the moon to secretly experiment with the old saying: "Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana"
This first mission, they took flute fries.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jan 16, 2019
"Leave the peach cobbler in the kitchen alone", Mum said, going upstairs.
But I couldn't help myself. I sneaked in and watched him. Watched him making his little peach shoes. Taunting.
"Nobody's going to wear those", I'd say, "they are stupid".
But on he worked ...
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 16, 2019
Raspberry cobblers have a harder time making wearable shoes.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jan 16, 2019
anaemic ? No, it's an ankle
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jan 17, 2019
I have a pipe dream of going to a ceilidh Aviemore and Braemar where they will have bagpipers playing traditional Scottish folk music. Hopefully my pipe dream will become a reality and soon it will be in the pipeline.
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Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking. Posted Jan 17, 2019
You should call the pipe-line (0800-PIPELINE) for tickets
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jan 17, 2019
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jan 17, 2019
The fishmonger thought his young apprentice was uppity and disrespectful and told him off for it. "Know your plaice", he said.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 17, 2019
Donald sang his Swann song in 1994.
Flanders and Swann ended with the death of Michael Flanders in 1975.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jan 17, 2019
Aw! come on! Your only cod'ding bet you had a whale of a time.
Did you dance to - Salmon Janet evening ?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 18, 2019
Well, I did fall down, but it was no accident. It was on porpoise.
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