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Post 23981

Reality Manipulator

I was commanded to attend a top secret military party at Area 51. When I got there I received my Martian hors d’oeuvres.


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Post 23982

Reality Manipulator

Bruno Mars sang at a concert in Mars in the U.S. where he was presented with his very own specially made Mars bars cocktail drink served at the cocktail bar.


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Post 23983

Reality Manipulator

Want to take a walking tour in Egypt?
Better consult a Cairopodist.


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Post 23984

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

I think you'd find that a refreshment stand mars the Martian terrain.


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Post 23985

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

have the wrong refreshment and Uranus flares up smiley - erm


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Post 23986

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Maybe you can get some liquids intra-Venusly.


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Post 23987

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

Just stay away from Mercury!

smiley - pirate


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Post 23988

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Why was the moon invented?

In order to light year way in the dark.


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Post 23989

Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking.

Speaking of the moon. I heard the Chinese landed on the backside of the moon to secretly experiment with the old saying: "Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana"

This first mission, they took flute fries.


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Post 23990

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

"Leave the peach cobbler in the kitchen alone", Mum said, going upstairs.
But I couldn't help myself. I sneaked in and watched him. Watched him making his little peach shoes. Taunting.
"Nobody's going to wear those", I'd say, "they are stupid".
But on he worked ...

smiley - pirate


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Post 23991

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Raspberry cobblers have a harder time making wearable shoes.


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Post 23992

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

anaemic ? No, it's an ankle


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Post 23993

Reality Manipulator

I have a pipe dream of going to a ceilidh Aviemore and Braemar where they will have bagpipers playing traditional Scottish folk music. Hopefully my pipe dream will become a reality and soon it will be in the pipeline.


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Post 23994

Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking.

You should call the pipe-line (0800-PIPELINE) for tickets


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Post 23995

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

if you remove one of the p's, it becomes a pie dream smiley - drool


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Post 23996

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

I had me a delicious swan pie delivered from the company "Flan-ders & Swan"

smiley - pirate


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Post 23997

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

The fishmonger thought his young apprentice was uppity and disrespectful and told him off for it. "Know your plaice", he said.

smiley - pirate


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Post 23998

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Donald sang his Swann song in 1994.

Flanders and Swann ended with the death of Michael Flanders in 1975.


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Post 23999

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Aw! come on! Your only cod'ding smiley - smileybet you had a whale of a time.
Did you dance to - smiley - musicalnote Salmon Janet evening ?


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Post 24000

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Well, I did fall down, but it was no accident. It was on porpoise.


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