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Reality Manipulator Posted Dec 12, 2018
Yesterday I had my influenza inoculation injection. It was a jab well done.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 12, 2018
Television is considered a medium because it is neither rare nor well done.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Dec 12, 2018
I tried to tidy the office but it was a task. It felt like all the stationery kept on staying stationary
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Dec 12, 2018
avoid bad organisations - practice safe sects
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Dec 13, 2018
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ITIWBS Posted Dec 13, 2018
On post 23864, there was a passage relating to safe sects and sects change operations in the early '60s black and white version of Rock Hudson's film noir effort "Seconds".
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 13, 2018
Those who are in sects have six legs.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Dec 13, 2018
If you forgot the direction the sun rises, don't worry, it'll dawn on you
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Dec 14, 2018
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Dec 14, 2018
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 15, 2018
It was the week before Christmas. Wan Ho's charity golf tournament had just gotten under way when somebody murdered one of the players. The media began calling it Wan Ho's Open slaying.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Dec 15, 2018
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Dec 16, 2018
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 16, 2018
Even though our department has never managed to solve a single murder, we still regard such a crime as a grave matter.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Dec 16, 2018
Quite a few people left the office to attend Ash Wednesday services at lunch - it was a mass exodus!
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Reality Manipulator Posted Dec 16, 2018
The water department staff said they would be fluid in answering all mystifying questions asked at a recent meeting.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 16, 2018
"May I have some water?"
"What, dear?"
"Water"
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Dec 16, 2018
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 17, 2018
The plane flies like an arrow. This is because of arrownautics.
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- 23861: Reality Manipulator (Dec 12, 2018)
- 23862: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Dec 12, 2018)
- 23863: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Dec 12, 2018)
- 23864: Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. (Dec 12, 2018)
- 23865: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Dec 13, 2018)
- 23866: ITIWBS (Dec 13, 2018)
- 23867: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Dec 13, 2018)
- 23868: Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. (Dec 13, 2018)
- 23869: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Dec 13, 2018)
- 23870: Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. (Dec 14, 2018)
- 23871: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Dec 14, 2018)
- 23872: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Dec 15, 2018)
- 23873: Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. (Dec 15, 2018)
- 23874: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Dec 16, 2018)
- 23875: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Dec 16, 2018)
- 23876: Reality Manipulator (Dec 16, 2018)
- 23877: Reality Manipulator (Dec 16, 2018)
- 23878: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Dec 16, 2018)
- 23879: Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. (Dec 16, 2018)
- 23880: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Dec 17, 2018)
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