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Pun in the Oven

Post 22421

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Where does Batman take a shower?

In the Batroom.


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Post 22422

ITIWBS

Where does Batman keep his frogs?

On the batrach.


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Post 22423

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

After his shower, Batman puts on his batrobe.


Pun in the Oven

Post 22424

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Godzilla decided to eat yo the street.

As for what to drink, he had roadbeer, Nec-tar, and
Creme de (ce)menthe


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Post 22425

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

Sometimes there is a fine line between street food and roadkill smiley - zen

smiley - pirate


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Post 22426

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

I took a stroll through the forest and couldn't cedar trees


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Post 22427

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Elm always getting lost in the woods.


Pun in the Oven

Post 22428

ITIWBS

May pull down a sapling to make a snare.


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Post 22429

Reality Manipulator

Amenities is the Greek Goddess of Luxury.


Pun in the Oven

Post 22430

Reality Manipulator

Nordic Poets and writers who met every Wednesday would recite poems and tales they wrote about the God Odin who stole the Mead of Poetry while drinking mead.


Pun in the Oven

Post 22431

Reality Manipulator

smiley - sorrysmiley - biro The Nordic poets and writers met one Wednesday to drink mead and recite their poems and stories about the God Odin who stole the Mead of Poetry.


Pun in the Oven

Post 22432

Reality Manipulator

The organic herbalists Rosemary and Marjoram was accused of dilly dallying as they decide if they should learn how to play the church organ. They also spent too much thyme pondering on the meaning of life in their attempt in becoming wise sages.


Pun in the Oven

Post 22433

ITIWBS

One doesn't want to lose one's head attempting to resolveva riddle.


Pun in the Oven

Post 22434

Reality Manipulator

After the cows had finished their gazing (grazing) they would gaze up to the night sky to look for the Milky Way Constellation.


Pun in the Oven

Post 22435

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

The photographer was about to make a portrait of the Milky Way.

"Say cheese," he said.


Pun in the Oven

Post 22436

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

smiley - ermI said nutmeg and she took offence ?


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Post 22437

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Why did you put a fence around your nutmeg? smiley - huh


Pun in the Oven

Post 22438

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

co's meg came from Brazil along with Hazel


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Post 22439

Reality Manipulator

Ash-ley looked ashen faced when she looked out in her back garden in Poplar London to see that the Poplar tree had fallen on top of her large shed which she uses as a hide away.


Pun in the Oven

Post 22440

ITIWBS

Home sweet home... (Coming soon.)

...laying back, bolting some nuts with beer....


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