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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Aug 13, 2017
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 13, 2017
Coco and I were on a boat off the coast of France, heading for England.
"Do you smell that?" Coco said.
"What is it?"
"That's the English Chanel."
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Reality Manipulator Posted Aug 13, 2017
Turn in your used old farming implements at a resickleing (resickling) centre.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Aug 13, 2017
An inspirational message on a sign outside of a coal mine said "Keep Adit!".
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Reality Manipulator Posted Aug 13, 2017
Sidney who was nicknamed Sir Kidney at his Knight club which he formed with his friends who met one a month on Friday Knight. He also found the liver tasted offal but found that the stuffed hearts made him feel hale and hearty.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Aug 13, 2017
The honey blonde Coco drank Cocoa at night before going to bed. She would say I should coco whenever anyone suggested to her that she should change her bedtime drink to honey and hot milk.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Aug 13, 2017
I stopped wearing a knight shirt for bed, the chain-mail kept chaffing private parts
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Aug 14, 2017
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Icy North Posted Aug 14, 2017
Someone sent me some chain-mail the other day. They said if I didn't wear it, bad things would happen to me.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Aug 14, 2017
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Reality Manipulator Posted Aug 14, 2017
To get to the medieval re-enactment, the knight Percival Greave(s) took the helm of his boat to sail to the town of Caernarfon. He would walk to the castle and take the gauntlet to take part in a jousting tournament.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 14, 2017
A beautiful farm girl was mending farm equipment today. I hope I can a-tractor.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Aug 14, 2017
The beautiful baker's maid offered me a roll in the hay
Turned out she meant a buttered bread roll with honey
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Aug 14, 2017
I removed all the cigarette smoke from a pub/bar - because I'm an ex tractor fan
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Reality Manipulator Posted Aug 16, 2017
The Dark Knight* does not a bat an eyelid at the thought of eating dark chocolate in the dark.
*The Dark Knight aka Batman
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 16, 2017
I my country, a batman hopes for a home run.
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ITIWBS Posted Aug 16, 2017
In the UK, Alfred Pennyworth (Bruce Wayne's butler) would be considered Bruce Wayne's* batman.
*Batman's secret identity.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Aug 17, 2017
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Icy North Posted Aug 17, 2017
I was Kaiser Bill's Batman:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQQ5sEOhbjQ
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Aug 17, 2017
I was a batman, but my wings fell off, so I took up tennis
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