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Pun in the Oven

Post 22401

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

I trust your gut feeling. It means an offal lot to me.

smiley - pirate


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Post 22402

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Coco and I were on a boat off the coast of France, heading for England.

"Do you smell that?" Coco said.

"What is it?"

"That's the English Chanel."


Pun in the Oven

Post 22403

Reality Manipulator

Turn in your used old farming implements at a resickleing (resickling) centre.


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Post 22404

Reality Manipulator

An inspirational message on a sign outside of a coal mine said "Keep Adit!".


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Post 22405

Reality Manipulator

Sidney who was nicknamed Sir Kidney at his Knight club which he formed with his friends who met one a month on Friday Knight. He also found the liver tasted offal but found that the stuffed hearts made him feel hale and hearty.


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Post 22406

Reality Manipulator

The honey blonde Coco drank Cocoa at night before going to bed. She would say I should coco whenever anyone suggested to her that she should change her bedtime drink to honey and hot milk.


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Post 22407

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

I stopped wearing a knight shirt for bed, the chain-mail kept chaffing private parts


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Post 22408

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

I trash all my chain mail. In particular those from Nigeria

smiley - pirate


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Post 22409

Icy North

Someone sent me some chain-mail the other day. They said if I didn't wear it, bad things would happen to me.


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Post 22410

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

A cutting remark. I can clearly see their point smiley - erm

smiley - pirate


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Post 22411

Reality Manipulator

To get to the medieval re-enactment, the knight Percival Greave(s) took the helm of his boat to sail to the town of Caernarfon. He would walk to the castle and take the gauntlet to take part in a jousting tournament.


Pun in the Oven

Post 22412

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

A beautiful farm girl was mending farm equipment today. I hope I can a-tractor.


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Post 22413

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

The beautiful baker's maid offered me a roll in the hay smiley - bigeyes

Turned out she meant a buttered bread roll with honey smiley - erm

smiley - pirate


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Post 22414

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

I removed all the cigarette smoke from a pub/bar - because I'm an ex tractor fan


Pun in the Oven

Post 22415

Reality Manipulator

The Dark Knight* does not a bat an eyelid at the thought of eating dark chocolate in the dark.



*The Dark Knight aka Batman


Pun in the Oven

Post 22416

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

I my country, a batman hopes for a home run.


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Post 22417

ITIWBS

In the UK, Alfred Pennyworth (Bruce Wayne's butler) would be considered Bruce Wayne's* batman.




*Batman's secret identity.


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Post 22418

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

I once played ping pong with Batman's batman

smiley - pirate


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Post 22419

Icy North

I was Kaiser Bill's Batman:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQQ5sEOhbjQ


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Post 22420

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

I was a batman, but my wings fell off, so I took up tennis


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