h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

probably haven't spelt that right but hey who cares


anyway it has this habit of suddenly appearing and clearing the day


I'm glad it's here, things can never ever go back once it's appeared and for that I'm also grateful.


I'm glad that the sun is shining now, I glad that stormy waters have been calmed, and I'm especially glad that realisation has dawned, bright and beautiful.

So things have now changed for good, and being the person that I am I would say it's devine intervention.

I am so very happy

What can I say? I'm very pleased and happy for you, friend.

Thank you I think I am now going to walk around with this for the rest of my life

Perhaps you ought to be preceded by a lad selling -shades then. That beaming can be blinding.

I use colgate, best toothpaste and great taste

I'll step aside now, and let some of your other friends get a word in edge-wise.

oh I have no friends didn't you know?

I'm a wicked horrible fiend, so why would I have friends

Oh, I see. Ummmm, I think I've only been nattering a bit with you for a year or so. How much longer before I expect to see the evil side emerge? Just so's I might be prepared, ya know.

you haven't seen it?


just look at me I'm ooozzzzzzing with evil


I think you need new glasses try these

*ahem* I'll have you know that new lenses were just installed last week. So either you are less-than-correct, or the security filters around here are ASTOUNDINGLY effective.

oooohhhhh *shivers* I'm being filtered

It's possible, you know. I've already concluded that the lag-time involved in my access to h2g2 must be because of the accent-translators. Knowing that I, as a Canuck, obviously have no accent what-so-ever, posts are treated to remove all those funny bits from across the Big Pond.