A Conversation for Picking People up using Trees

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Post 21

the other omylouse "multiply (1*6) by (6*1+0+3)!"

shouldnt av started talkin bout root vegetables then smiley - winkeye

but how is every1 here anyway?


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Post 22

Dr.Weasel - Grand Duchess of Getting Drunk&Falling Over While Wearing Stupidly High Heels&Singing "Show Me the Way To Go Home"

I'm alright, seeing someone about my tree phobia now as it was getting a little out of hand! smiley - winkeye


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Post 23

the other omylouse "multiply (1*6) by (6*1+0+3)!"

u shud try joinin us in our 'bar in a tree' @ http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F57346?thread=92187&post=1303331#p1303331 its a v friendly place & shud help cure u!


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Post 24

Researcher jaw25yo

Now now, I think it's getting really silly, trees can't talk or have feelings, not like us tulips. If you talk to us we can be really understanding.


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Post 25

the other omylouse "multiply (1*6) by (6*1+0+3)!"

hey! are u an antitreeish bulb?! thats rotten that is. just because trees last longer than u, r taller than u & so live on a slower time-scale to u thats no reason 2 claim they dont have feelings! smiley - tongueout

omy smiley - cheerup


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Post 26

Researcher jaw25yo

all of the trees i have tried to talk to don't respond to me so I thought they had no feelings but if one did talk back i may be a bit more understandin, but as a tulip, i smell better than they do anyway.
I also have great conversaions with bees too.


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Post 27

the other omylouse "multiply (1*6) by (6*1+0+3)!"

ah yes. bees, like omylice & most other insects (bar wasps & hornets *shudder*), are great 2 talk 2! smiley - ok

omy smiley - cheerup


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Post 28

JoJoUK

Bottom C is a good tone, if you can get down to it... and trees like it... it sooths their frayed mitocondrea.


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Post 29

JoJoUK

Oh blugga... I was replying to message 21 at the bottom of page 1... anyway, bees like it 2... it helps them get in tune for their singing lessons so that they don't get shown up by the drones


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Post 30

the other omylouse "multiply (1*6) by (6*1+0+3)!"

mitochondria u mean? will it sooth mine as well?

omy smiley - cheerup


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Post 31

JoJoUK

mitochondria eh? is that the same as hypochondria except with mites instead of syringes? (sorry, siringes) I expect a good dose of morphine would calm their jagged whatevers... and yours too no doubt, my good omylouse. But what this has got to do with picking up talking birds in trees is anyone's guess.

Anyway, I came here for sex and I haven't got any yet. What's going on?


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Post 32

the other omylouse "multiply (1*6) by (6*1+0+3)!"

sex? none here mate. try a different type of forum! smiley - winkeye


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Post 33

Decaf Silicon

What are petals made of?


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Post 34

the_greatest_person

did you ever see the evil dead???
the bit where the woman gets raped by a tree was funny and erotic,
great film,
if you like badly made vidio nastys
which i do.


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