h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

This is a small winding road through a forest full of tiny trees (about knee height) with leaves all colours of the rainbow.
This forest path stretches for a mile before the tress suddenly sprout up to 20 feet high and have purple leaves, in a clearing of this section of forest a small village is found.

Take a ticket and you will be assigned a dwelling!

*enters and takes a ticket*

*looks at the ticket*

Hmm.....if I were you I'd live there

*points at a pile of rubble*

Of course you are welcome to build your own house, we own the finest chocolate building materials ever

*frowns and then points at Ena*
do you have candy slides? i would like to make my self a small castle with a candy slide, and where is there a small hill?

I'm sorry you can't have a castle.
But here is a candy slide..

*hands her a candy slide*

You can build a playground if you want.

There is a hill right behind that hill there!

*stares through fringe that is covering side of face, while fiddeling with a small dagger with a silver turnip handle that hangs from belt*
well if i can't have a castle can i have a tree house with a candy slide?

You cannot use your weapons in here unless authorised, if you try they will disintergrate!



Well, we'll see....

Begin plans and report back to me when they are ready!

*hides dagger with long black travel cloak and bows head*
As you wish Ena, i will return with the plans.
*turns and leaves*

*amuses herself by staring at the pink monkeys*

*enters to some chase music and stands tall left hand on triangular hat other resting on handle of dagger*
i have the plans.
*takes left hand from hat and removes small black notebook from inside black cloak. gives it to Ena.*
one big tree, blue leaves, on the hill you sugested. a round one roon tree house made from pink broomsticks with a rope ladder to get in and the candy slide to get out.
*reasumes pose of one hand on dagger other on hat and watches Ena through fringe of hair covering half of face.*

Erm....ok then!

Begin at once!

*lil finds once again she feels a bit queasy using the *

*she finds herself in an area inside the forest*

*Thikas walks forwards and squeezes Enas shoulder thankfully, then produces a turnip wrapped in a green ribbon*
Thankyou
*turns and leaves to build treehouse*

*accepts turnip*
Hmmm....

Welcome my friend lil
You are to be my second in command, build yourself a house

Thank you. Any particular size or shape?


*lil looks at the materials available*

No, any will do, enjoy yourself

*lil looks around for inspiration and then at the in her hand*


Then mine will be round like the with a dome on top where the cherry should be...then I can watch over our settlement from its vantage point!!



*lil begins gathering the materials and starts to build her house*

Oh good idea!

*hands over some cupcake looking materials*

I'm tired

*curls up*



Purrs in her sleep

*lil lays out all the house materials on the floor in almost the exact position to where they would be placed. Suddenly everything started moving and like the house appeared fully built and furnished*

this is fantastic!!

We have got a home viEna...*picks up and enters home*

*wakes up and stretches*

What a beautiful house you have built lil!

And since you are my second in command and my most trusted friend within the realm I shall grant you the power to melt in and out of the shdows at will as I do...

*takes lil's from her*

now you can do it...