h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...blimey, a few minutes of uninterrupted web-use? Yes please! Hootoo here I come

So I've had a looksee at what's been going on:

is now weekly and has a new editor.

There's a new volunteer group for photographers (new to me; it's probably ancient) which looks intriguing.

2Legs is still to blame.

Going off for a little rustle through my friends' bins, sorry, journals now

I'm victamized I is! so how is everythign..... Well busy I can deduce that much

Hello

Busy is one word for it. Whole load of health stuff going on which gets me down.

But hooray that my sister is coming to visit tomorrow, been looking forward to that for a while. She'll be able to see how baby nighthoover has grown

Glad to hear baby nighthoover is doing well sad to hear you've not been so well

Hope the sister's visit cheers you up : I'm just looking forward to Xmas now and getting to go away for a few weeks and stay at my Dad's, bit disapointed recently as I got a new job only to find out it then disappeared thanks to a cock-up at the Department of work and pensions... or whatever the 'eck they're calling themselves this week... I've also an ongoing nightmare with Scottish power my gas and electric supplier though on the good side It did mean I got nearly 600 quid back from the previous supplier, brittish gas who I left ten months ago just now trying to make Scottish Power look* at teh figures and work out how much they owe me, and hoping they'll pay attention to the figures and actually take my montly direct debit down to a sensible level
err asides that I've been... 'busy' quite a bit... after 'accidentially' pressing the 'sex explosion' button on a website I visit
err oh, and I wrote an entry on Chinchillas; just so I could get a picture of Greg the chinchilla on HooToo... and I got it : Mal did the pic... and its a bondage chinchilla its on my PS somewhere probably about a dozen or so times
err asides that... err doing some recording and... trying to cope with the cold

2legs is always to blame. Nothing new there

Well, there are known knowns, and unknown knowns, and that is one of the known knowns

You sound like a politician, and an American one at that

Glad to hear baby nighthoover is well Jules, and sorry to hear you have health problems.

It's always good to see that some things* at hootoo never change



*not looking at 2legs at all

Hey Jules

Moi? a politition? *hangs haead in shame*
I didn't inhale.... and I did not have sexual relations with that woman.... well not that* many sexual relationshion I'd be hopeless as a politition

I think that too is a known known

dang... rumbled again

hurrumba!

*gets ready to deliver his inorgaration speech*

*Prepares large empty webspace for much-anticipated inaugural speech, which will doubtless contain the odd repeated word...*

*cough*

*stands up, throws paper to floor*

*cough*


Ladies, gentlemen, Roymondo,

It is a far worse today today than that day which you might once have merely imagined was a far worse day than the day previously you thought to be a worse day.

*raptious applause*

Thank you thank yo, yes, man, this is me and this is now , and this is the here and the now, though now, the here and the now is the then and the there, so here we are here, which is where we are, I think we can all agree.

*raptious applause*

Exactly. You prove my point so well. Conformation as if it was needed that what we few, we plantive few require, is an understanding, an understanding of the understanding and a meaning apon which we can but all agree.

*raptious applause*

*rubs eyes and yawns*

Did I miss something?

No... you've not missed a thing How's baby Nighthoover today?

Teething, runny bum, drooly mouth. But still gorgeous!

Like the description oo dear teething