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The Labrinth
Trin Tragula Posted Aug 13, 2004
The Minotaur: Well, well, how intrestin. Let me see now. Ah yes. Well, I can tell you that this harp wos maid in Antioch in 375 B.C. by Ahagios the Wiley in his harpmaker's hutt and that it will hav bin awl magicked up shawtly afterwuds by magishuns and stuff. As the only wun of its kind it wud be wurth abowt 45 billion pownds ...
*Pause: Minotaur adjusts pince-nez*
... were it not for the tiny crack in the base *points to almost invisible crack* which unforchewnutly renders it pritty much wurthless. Sorry. Next!
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Vestboy Posted Aug 17, 2004
Pretty much worthless. I might as well have it then!
*Grabs magic harp and shoves it up the vest*
I'll remove the stick on crack later
Oh, by the way, what is 45 Billion pounds in 
s?
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Trin Tragula Posted Aug 17, 2004
The Minotaur: The currant exchange rait depends on the size of the 's pokkets
The Labrinth
Vestboy Posted Aug 18, 2004
*checks several s*
What about the ones that don't have pockets?
How many 
s can you get for GBP 45 billion worth of pandas?
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Aug 20, 2004
Right
Right
Right
Right
Right
Right
This can't be right I keep going round in circles
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Vestboy Posted Aug 20, 2004
*sighs*
Look Cal I brought this extra string vest with me as I came into the labyrinth. I've been unwinding it ever since we came in. All we have to do is follow the vest string and we'll get back to the beginning.
*Sees Trin with a large ball of vest string* 
You didn't...!
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Aug 20, 2004
*finds a bit of string and starts to eat it*
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Trin Tragula Posted Aug 20, 2004
*Looks down at string ball* Sorry. Well ... I couldn't help myself. I just saw it and thought "Oo - free string!"
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Vestboy Posted Aug 23, 2004
*remembers Hilary bursting his/her way through all the fences and realises all is not lost.*
Do we know where Hilary is?
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Aug 23, 2004
dr hilary?
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Vestboy Posted Aug 23, 2004
No, Trin's friend Hilary, the Polar Bear of undetermined gender. Fish eater extraordinaire and feller of walrusses. But don't say walrus to Trin or he'll cry.
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Aug 23, 2004
Er What about this?
*hands him a map and a compass*
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Vestboy Posted Aug 23, 2004
"Kidderminster Town Centre Map"
Yeah, that's good.
*Checks compass*
It's pointing at the Luggage. I wonder what else it's swallowed?
The Labyrinth
Baryonic Being - save GuideML out of a word-processor: A7720562 Posted Aug 27, 2004
* Enters the Labyrinth cautiously, fearing for the slightest of agitating sounds on either side. Takes candle and explores passage-ways. Climbs a wall, follows a secluded and narrow passageway, crawls beneath a stone block, pushes aside a boulder, climbs the ladder, turns right and goes up the stairs, jumps the small ravine, sprints over the rickety bridge, avoids the precarious stalactites, swims the tiny pool of murky fluid, and emerges in another room of the Castle...
The Labyrinth
Baryonic Being - save GuideML out of a word-processor: A7720562 Posted Sep 1, 2004
Pardon?
The Labyrinth
Baryonic Being - save GuideML out of a word-processor: A7720562 Posted Sep 1, 2004
Quiet in here, isn't it?
The Labyrinth
Vestboy Posted Sep 1, 2004
Where did you come from. We've misplaced the string that would lead us out of here.
DO YOU KNOW THE WAY OUT?
Sorry, I had a panic attack.
The Labyrinth
Baryonic Being - save GuideML out of a word-processor: A7720562 Posted Sep 1, 2004
What string?
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- 162: Vestboy (Aug 17, 2004)
- 163: Trin Tragula (Aug 17, 2004)
- 164: Vestboy (Aug 18, 2004)
- 165: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Aug 20, 2004)
- 166: Vestboy (Aug 20, 2004)
- 167: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Aug 20, 2004)
- 168: Trin Tragula (Aug 20, 2004)
- 169: Vestboy (Aug 23, 2004)
- 170: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Aug 23, 2004)
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- 174: Baryonic Being - save GuideML out of a word-processor: A7720562 (Aug 27, 2004)
- 175: Vestboy (Sep 1, 2004)
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