h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...okay, what in the holy name of Nighthoover's knapsack has happened to the MotMV?!

Have we been taken over by a bunch of women?!

...and if so, women; I was always on your side.

GB having gender reasignment?

! Holy crap! Now I'm even hallucinating that Cal is back!

...are you asking, or telling?

...he's a god. Can't he just transubstantiate into a woman?

I'm so confused, Cal-lucination of mine!

Maybe you had too much beer last night and this whole thing is just one big hallucination

*raises an eyebrow and shimmers a little in the sun*

*walks through with a cup of *

Did you say something NC?

Well there was a memo that told me to turn the MotMV into the Women's Coalition HQ. I can't go against a memo.

*hands GB another memo*



Memo


To: GB


From Jack


you must forwith change the WCHQ into the Cal Fortuneswell Fan Club



signed


Jack

That's not a proper memo, it's comprehensible.

*hands GB another memo*



Memo


To: GB


From: Jack


Of course it's comprehensible I wrote it

Now stop pratting about and do as your told




Jack

That's not a memo! Those are two fully-formed sentences.

*hands over another memo*


MEMO



To: GB

From: Jack


GBSTOP PRATTING ABOUT AND GET THE JOB DONE

DON'T MAKE ME COME IN THERE!!!!


your leader


Jack

What's this about a gobstopper?

Gobstoppers? Haven't one of those in years!

Well Jack apparently wants us to turn the women's coalition into a gobstopper appreciation society.

Do you think the "men" will prefer that? </>

Well I can't speak for all of them, but it might.

Try eating a gobstopper and you won't be able to speak at all for a while!!

*tacks up poster of Gloria Steinem*

*ahem*

WE WILL NOT BE HELD DOWN BY YOUR MAN MADE GLASS CEILING!!
WOMEN OF THE MotMV UNITE!!
WE CRY FREEEEEEEEDOMMMMMMMMM!!

*runs to car park for the scheduled weinie roast over the burning bras*

their not wearing Bras?

EC was the first to burn his!