h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You're a building superintendent, and you're inelegant?

I'm feeling really sick atm cos I have a camp soon and my ex will be there and I still have feelings for her but she hates me so I will eat and

Worry not dude. My ex left me when our divorce was going through to live with her parents then moved into a flat right next door to my garage! I have to walk past her place twice a day just to go to work. But now I've got a girlfriend the jokes on her

Name: mastershelley2
U-number: 6796627
Pun Knowledge: have a good memory??
Areas of Expertise: spying
Groups: What organizations are you involved in and what is your role in them
Other: Anything else you want us to know
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hi

me

you?

Greetings, mastershelley2.

EvilClaw will be soon posting a boilerplate generic welcome for you, so be patient and study your Chinese hard in case there's a quiz.

(Just kidding--sort of. The Evil Army will be a great organization for you to be part of, because it bestows glory on you with little real work. Oh, there's a tea room, and you will probably be expected to drink some tea there from time to time, but the teacups only weigh a ton each, so there's no heavy lifting, really.

sails in a circle in his boar

He managed to get a boar to steer? I'm suitably astonished

He calls it a boar, but that's short for boardello, of the floating variety.

I'm thinking about drinking

I'm very rarely *not* thinking about drinking , except when I am actually drinking . (There's no point in thinking about drinking coffee if it's going down your throat at the time .)

hmmm I might drink some

I have an espresso machine right in front of me I shall make myself some coffee in a bit.

[Insert coffee joke here]

*yawn*

[Insert EvilClaw joke here]

You could have gotten the same effect by saying [Insert EvilClaw here].