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I want to be a Fool!
Khamsin Posted Mar 14, 2004
NO!!!!!! Mr 
*still holding onto the turnip jumps for Mr grabs him but falls over the edge of the cliff and has to drop the turnip to hang on*
I want to be a Fool!
Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Mar 14, 2004
my turnip!
*drops the bolder on khamsin as he is holding onto the cliff*
I want to be a Fool!
Khamsin Posted Mar 14, 2004
*polystyrene boulder hits him and he falls down on t a trampoline*
8bounce back upto the top and the turnip comes with him*
Doe4s you ant a turnip from your nuncle?
I want to be a Fool!
Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Mar 14, 2004
prithee hand me mine own turnip
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Khamsin Posted Mar 14, 2004
*tosses her the turnip, and the falls back down and bounces up again*
*lands on the top of the cliff*
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Mar 14, 2004
*catches the turnip*
tis mine turnip
*puts the turnip on the top of a pile of almost identical turnips*
I want to be a Fool!
Khamsin Posted Mar 14, 2004
what do you mean Mr? that was fun though, what do you mean you thought you were going to die?
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retorical Posted Apr 14, 2004
Name: retorical
U-number:
Type of Fool (see table for examples): Tomfool 
I want to be a Fool!
al_k_holic Posted May 25, 2004
Name: al_k_holic
U-number: 739943
Type of Fool (see table for examples): drunken 
I want to be a Fool!
U218534 Posted May 25, 2004
Forgot to update this place! Oh well, I'll do it soon...
Here's a pointy stick with bells, and a turnip, for both of you. Have fun 
I want to be a Fool!
LittleMissFordPrefect * scfitu * KoRCS * PS of the ....* Posted Jun 6, 2004
Name: LittleMissFordPrefect
U-number: 178035
Type of Fool: Strawberry Fool... 
. I was wondering if I would be eligible to apply for the senior position of *Complete Fool 
*? 
Yours foolishly
LMFP 
I want to be a Fool!
U218534 Posted Jun 7, 2004
Hmm... you should really go in at the bottom... bit since I'm feeling nice, and I like your foolish title I've put you further up
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U218534 Posted Jun 7, 2004
retorical - Type of Fool is where you put your Foolish Title; like LMFP's, just above, which is Strawberry Fool
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LittleMissFordPrefect * scfitu * KoRCS * PS of the ....* Posted Jun 7, 2004
Ahh thanku for your kind considerations
I want to be a Fool!
BLT: Not dead - yet Posted Jun 9, 2004
Ah I can see that the large mushrooms have settled in the toilet with the large sledgehammer and are goijng about somone else's business with narry a care in the ostrich's large wings covered in prefabricated moondust of the same colour as the sound made by a drunken man stepping on hir hair at two in the morning after a regurgitated diet of whitewashed turnips.
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I want to be a Fool!
- 121: Khamsin (Mar 14, 2004)
- 122: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Mar 14, 2004)
- 123: Khamsin (Mar 14, 2004)
- 124: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Mar 14, 2004)
- 125: Khamsin (Mar 14, 2004)
- 126: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Mar 14, 2004)
- 127: Khamsin (Mar 14, 2004)
- 128: U218534 (Apr 12, 2004)
- 129: Watermusic (Apr 12, 2004)
- 130: Khamsin (Apr 12, 2004)
- 131: retorical (Apr 14, 2004)
- 132: al_k_holic (May 25, 2004)
- 133: U218534 (May 25, 2004)
- 134: Khamsin (May 25, 2004)
- 135: LittleMissFordPrefect * scfitu * KoRCS * PS of the ....* (Jun 6, 2004)
- 136: U218534 (Jun 7, 2004)
- 137: U218534 (Jun 7, 2004)
- 138: LittleMissFordPrefect * scfitu * KoRCS * PS of the ....* (Jun 7, 2004)
- 139: BLT: Not dead - yet (Jun 9, 2004)
- 140: U218534 (Jun 9, 2004)
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