h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

He wooldn't!
Do you now have a Jolly Jumper?

Shear khan! (sher khan - jungle book film)
Was a tiger not a who had an haircut

The shearrif of Woolwerhampton was my uncle

Could be true ? Could be false ?

I'll have to on that

OK! So ! sleep.. What do ewe expect on a Friday

Sheep only travel by Ewestin (Euston) Station whenever they going to Wooler in Northumberland.

If it's a sheep fare it's probably wool worth

Sheerlock Holmes wasn't a detective! he was an hairdresser to

People born under the sign of aries are fond of visiting farms to watch rams being rambunctious, gamboling lambs being playful and ewes lying underneath a yew tree.

My wool is filthy I need a ba-a-a-a-ath

Don't try to pull the wool over my eyes!
I'll cotton on!
And straight away and there'll be RAMifications to follow - ewe'll see

That sounds ba-a-a-a-ad!

I brought this up at the last board meeting and got lamb'asted for it

MR and Mrs named their son Ewe'an (Ewan)

A LEGO lamb needs a lot more time in the oven - and will still be too chewy

Mutton let it be overcooked though

I tried to calculate the correct time and temperature but my computer didn't have enough RAM for it

"enough RAM" Ditto!
My pc hasn't the "power" to upgrade to windows 11
So we are both lamb'lastered

It's alright as long as my can keep my ducks in a row

4 in a car going down a road their "sat-nav" sent them the wrong way so they had to a make a ewe turn

I'm fighting a cold with ewecalyptus flavoured candy