h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

OK, so a yesterday, or possibly today, or the day before yesterday... I really don't know anymore the days all meld and I forget bits....

ANYWAY, at some point in my life, Cal said to me how proud he was of me. And one of the reasons was that I never whinge or complain, even though apparently I have more of a right to than many other people.

So, I though about this and thought to myself "Maybe I should have a whinge? Are people expecting a whinge? Maybe one big whinge would get it out of my system?"

So, Jack Productions Incorp. is proud to present, for one Journal only, "One Big Whinge"

I'm not very good at whinging, but I'm giving it my best shot:

Err, right, well I have a headache? Can I whinge about that? Wait, if I'm whinge I shouldn't ask permission should I. OK, I have headache! It hurts! I realise other people have headaches too, but mine hurts at the moment! And, on top of that I have a stomach ache! Ok, so other people have stomach aches too, but right now on top of the headache it isn't very nice! Its all seasick-ish! Also, now I've got going, I'd like to mention that its absolutely freezing cold and I hate the cold. I feel it more than other people. To the point where it hurts sometimes when its very cold. On top of that, my fingers ache and hurt and I've got bruises from falling over clumsily because I bruise easily. Actually, I feel sick most days! And most of my joints ache! Take that! And I'm really tired a lot of the time, which gets really annoying especially when I want to do things! And I get emotionally extreme and it annoys me! And I have nightmares! And this is really hard to write because I hate whinging in case it makes people feel bad! And I don't know what to write! And if you've read this far I'm impressed! Although I suspect no-one will read past the bit where I announce I'm going to whinge. And I'm getting angry and I'm not sure why! So I'm going to continue! Except I don't really want to now! Oh, the HYPOCRICY! I hate people who complain and yet I've allowed myself to do this! INNER CONFLICT! I want to backspace the whole of this and put something nice! Aaargh! And now I shall be forced to give up because I just cant write the truth because I'm a coward and hit post and run away!

*does so*

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*paints over previous post with trog paint to hide it*

it only works in the hands of a trog *smiles and gathers you up close*

*sulks*

Jack n Cal...
Jack, whinge away babes, if anyone has the right, you truely do...
Cal, your love shows thru your posts about Jack...

*hides behind Cal* *mutters* thank you shez

Jack, you whinge all you want if anyone deserves to rant it's you
Cal, you are an and I agree with PM, your love for Jack speaks volumes

Love you Both

You're more than welcome Jack...

Hi Reef, not spoken to you in a while... Hope all's well with you...

*hugs Cal some more*

Thanks Reef. Don't go getting any ideas hes my angel

Don't worry, I've got my own

I've got my Decree Nisi so my world is looking up thanks PM

If anyones curious, silly Cal pulled his own post thinking he'd upset me *taps cal with paper fan as punishment*

Ah Decree Nisi, got a collection of them...
I'm on hubby no.3, anniversary on Tue. Hallowe'en... 10 yrs... It's either love, or the vodka...

* really hasn't got a lot to say, so just throws a truck-load of in to the thread ... *

Silly Cal...

Me and Excelsior have been together for 6 years in December, hell I was only married for 5

Me first was on n off for about 3 yrs, together bout 4 n half... Second wed bout 6yrs, together bout 8/9.... This 1 now, wed 10yrs, together 15.... Seem's I'm gettin better...lol..

*looks in*

Hello Jack,

If you want to whinge, then you bloody do so! It's your journal