h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Thought I'd just slip my boots off over here if you don't mind

I read the _entire backlog_. It's not worth it - took me three or four hours, although remember that they were late night insomnoid time so it was the optimal activity. Unless you're like me, though, maybe read all of the last thread, and that's enough.

Glad to help, or join in the fun...

(And I too am a veggie. We have ourselves some lucky geese.)

Boots...hmm...best let me get the foot powder. Wouldn't want the lucky soul who will be underneath those feet while you are suspended in the cafe chair to have to wear a clothespin on her/his nose.

--Zmrzlina

So...Ioreth...insomnia gets you, too? Well..let's see if we can exhaust ourselves with BluesSlider here and fall off into dreamless wonder.

--Zmrzlina

P.S. Should you ever travel in Slovakia, be forewarned that it is very difficult to be a vegetarian. Great weight loss trip, though.

I'm sensing some animosity between the two of you...
How can I help?

Heavens no! Not animosity at all. At least not on my end. Playful bantering and a little duct tape is all. However, once I get him suspended, I will let you know how the feathers come into play.

--Zmrzlina

I agree, no animosity here , perhaps a little apprehensiveness mainly due to not liking hieghts, but I'm real glad the geese are safe from all of us.

BTW if it all gets too much I suggest the code word is aardvark

BS, you asked for the duct tape, you get it.

*suggestively rolls the roll over to... Zmrzlina*

But no one ever said this was gonna be easy.

*reclines*

I gotta see this (in other words: I love to watch...)

Thank-you for the duct tape...I notice you are rolling it to me...are we a bit nervous to get too close in case I decided BluesSlider is not enough....

Ioreth...we need to create a web of sorts with this tape, sticky side down, please...this PVC catsuit is mighty expensive. It need not be too far off the ground (BS may not perform as well if he is height-sick), and it need not be too large...just big enough to hold the cafe chair, me and the vic...I mean BluesSlider. We'll use those pipes over there as anchors...they look sturdy enough.

BluesSlider, do be a dear and put on something more comfortable...I'll be with you in a moment.

--Zmrzlina

Zmrzlina, I'm fine in this latex one-piece, the spikes are more comfortable than they look, honestly

I don't think so...spikes will do a number on MY ensemble! Now please, go put on the garments laid out for you in the boiler room.

Oh, OK.

*BS wanders off to the boiler room and comes back wearing....*

*...7 veils.*

I think "Duct" is harder to pronounce than "Duck," hence the name change.

Does that mean we're going to include ducks in this?

Hmmm ... now that's an idea. Notice I didn't say it was a GOOD idea.

*LOL as he snake hips in looking coy*

Try to stay still while Ioreth and I finish the web. She is here...just being very quiet....

No ducks..the geese would be jealous.

I agree Mistress, a stern outlook is *essential* when clad in PVC and Thigh Highs.

Want to swap the veils for PVC? This web weaving is quite strenuous and it is awful hot in here....

And me only just out of my latex Looks like that web is nearly finished, besides those tiny beads of sweat look real sexy..... but if you'd like to sit down, I have a cafe chair....and let me take that roll of Duct Tape.