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You're very tall

Post 1

Ohmygodthestars

This may be obvious but....

How long is a piece of string?

And...

What is a new man and do you get a part exchange for the old one?

And...

Why do (most) women fall asleep at the word "computer"?


You're very tall

Post 2

Bushman (Researcher 47350)

In answer to the first question:
A piece of string is twice as long as from the middle to the end....


Women and Computers

Post 3

Lares-The-Lost

Most of us aren't falling asleep, we're feigning death. Hopefully the computer-speaking person will sense the awkwardness of talking to a dead person and go away, since they have nothing more interesting to tell us.


WARNING! WARNING! SEXISM IN THE HOUSE!

Post 4

Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga

I AM A WOMAN!

(Well, sort of, I'm nearly thirteen, but I *am* female)

AND MY LIFE IS IN FRONT OF MY COMPUTER!

(Well, as much as I can possibly make it)

So PLEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAASE don't be sexist or I'll.. do something not nice. *hatches evil plot in head*




WARNING! WARNING! SEXISM IN THE HOUSE!

Post 5

Wand'rin star

That threat worked didn't it? They didn't come back.smiley - smiley


WARNING! WARNING! SEXISM IN THE HOUSE!

Post 6

Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga

Yes, well. It means that they can't be sexist again smiley - winkeye


WARNING! WARNING! SEXISM IN THE HOUSE!

Post 7

Jayfell

*hatches evil plot in head*

Male chauvinist that I am - I've got to say
"Well being a woman there's plenty of room for it to hatch , 'cos it's empty the rest of the time"



Expecting flames coming at me from all directions smiley - bigeyes








WARNING! WARNING! SEXISM IN THE HOUSE!

Post 8

Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga

Therefore very evil, right? smiley - tongueoutsmiley - smiley


WARNING! WARNING! SEXISM IN THE HOUSE!

Post 9

Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga

Therefore very evil, right? smiley - tongueoutsmiley - smiley


WARNING! WARNING! SEXISM IN THE HOUSE!

Post 10

Jayfell

You're repeating yourself.

Or are you trying to stop me getting a word in edgeways 8-p smiley - bigeyes


WARNING! WARNING! SEXISM IN THE HOUSE!

Post 11

Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga

That's the man's job.

But I am an exception to that rule.

smiley - smiley


You're very tall

Post 12

Hurry up and wait

How tall are you my brother is 6ft 9ins
My other brother is 6ft 4ins


You're very tall

Post 13

Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga

SIX FOOT NINE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?

ARE YOU SURE?!?!??!?!??!!!?!


You're very tall

Post 14

Hurry up and wait

YES!!
He has to bend down to get through doorways!
When he mets people for the first time they always say you are very tall!!!!!
Which he think is rude because you would not say to a very short person.
you are very small. Also people turn and look at him when he walks along the road.


You're very tall

Post 15

Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga

>Which he think is rude because you would not say to a very short person. you are very small.

Oh yes you would, if you have no tact like me.

Does your brother wish he was shorter or is he proud of his height.


You're very tall

Post 16

Hurry up and wait

Yes I think he is !!!!!
He has got to be, you can not do anything about it can you ?
He is 25 and he says he likes being tall, no problem getting things off the top shelf.
I think though everone really would like to be maybe 6ft 2in for a man and 5ft 7 for a woman.


You're very tall

Post 17

Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga

then again there's always low doors...

Well I've got another 3 or 4 inches then. Hmm. Are you sure?


You're very tall

Post 18

Hurry up and wait

Yes i am sure??????? but i don;'t know what i'm sure about hee Hee.
My tall brother is taking me out tomorrow to buy me a new ariel for
my mobile phone that he bought me for my christmas. He is the bestest brother.
I have another brother and he is brill 2.


You're very tall

Post 19

Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga

That settles it. I want a tall brother smiley - winkeye


You're very tall

Post 20

Hurry up and wait

Well you're not having mine even though I have 2


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