h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello

Hello you sexy young thing how are you?

I see you've been having some fun with the Arsenal 606ers?

Hello sexy

*grabs R&F and *

How are you?

I'm fine thanks, you? Did you have a niece trip home?

nice*

It was fine thankyou The reward at the end of the trip was more than worth it.

I forgot to ask you earlier by the way, how is your stomach and chest today? Feeling better?

Yeah, much better, thanks What reward is this?

The reward of spending an evening talkin to your beautiful self, with not another care in the wooooorld.

Hehe What you up to now? Relaxing?

You knew exactly what I meant by reward, you just wanted to see me say it! And I fell for it...

I'm just relaxing yes listening to some music, may do some work later though. How about you, what are you doing?

I'm eating a peach & apricot yogurt, yummy and might watch a film in a minute, haven't decide what yet though.

I would love to do many things involving you and a peach and apricot yoghurt

What selection of films do you have to choose from? Anything in particular taking your fancy?

I have a lot of films, pretty much from every genre It's too difficult to pick.

Giant Shark Mega Octopus!

What's that?

It's the most awesomely stupid film I've ever seen. Literally a fight between a giant shark and a mega octopus

Ok then.

I can tell you're not impressed by my immaturity at a fight between two aquatic beings. I am sorry.