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Limericks - the quarter century!

Post 221

The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228

Started to feel a little tingle

3smiley - biggrin

JOTD: Ever just seem to not be able to get around to procrastinating?


Limericks - the quarter century!

Post 222

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

As they struck up a Pythonesque song!

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Always look on the bright side of life


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Post 223

Bluebottle

Unless you are married to your wife


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Post 224

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

or the child of your mother


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Post 225

The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228

Or even your brother

3smiley - biggrin

JOTD: You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me


Limericks - the quarter century!

Post 226

TowelMaster

Comes at you with a knife...

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You can have fun with telekinesis...


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Post 227

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

or, so I wrote in my thesis...


Limericks - the quarter century!

Post 228

TowelMaster

But they disagreed at school


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Post 229

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

and called me a fool


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Post 230

TowelMaster

But at my work I can give myself raises...

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Eat grass, the doctor said...


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Post 231

Thistle

then u'll grow up just like ted


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Post 232

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

with a lovely short lawn,


Limericks - the quarter century!

Post 233

Thistle

and waking up each dawn...


Limericks - the quarter century!

Post 234

The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228

With the sheets missing from your bed

3smiley - biggrin

JOTD: He who hesitates is last


Limericks - the quarter century!

Post 235

The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228

I'm on holidays next week

3smiley - biggrin

JOTD: He who hesitates is last


Limericks - the quarter century!

Post 236

Anonymouse



Hmm. Where's the limerick (You really don't expect me to try 'catching up' now do you?? smiley - winkeye) lessee...

I'm on holidays next week
Looking for a not-so-meek


He who hesitates is last

No, no.. those can't be it...



There once was a gent from South Hampton


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Post 237

Thistle

who totally messed up the forum


Limericks - the quarter century!

Post 238

Anonymouse

He did? Really? Who?
Well, we do need a new...
So I already went off and done one...


http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=15011&thread=55487


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