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Limericks 20 - oh Merkin where are thou?
Bluebottle Posted Dec 5, 1999
But overall, if you take into account the really long line that is far, far too long, plus the short, short line that, let's face it, could have been a tad longer, it's a good rhyme, I thought.
Limericks 20 - oh Merkin where are thou?
Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Dec 5, 1999
except the bit ending in "orange"
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Mrs. Trellis from North Wales wrote:
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Fate Amenable To Change Posted Dec 5, 1999
"I have just been painting my boat.."
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Fate Amenable To Change Posted Dec 5, 1999
The tails of which I did squish
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JokerFord2001(the times they are a changin') Posted Dec 5, 1999
And now the damn thing just won't float!
There was a young farmer named Jed,
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Dec 5, 1999
A poor mountaineer... (sorry, I can't do this to you all)
Who lay late one night in his bed
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Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Dec 5, 1999
His hand was ready
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Dec 5, 1999
Though it wasn't too steady
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Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Dec 5, 1999
Delirium tremours, is he dead?
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My dimple turned into a pimple
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Fate Amenable To Change Posted Dec 5, 1999
The Hijjab turned into a wimple
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Dec 6, 1999
The clock struck seven
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Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Dec 6, 1999
Or was it eleven?
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Dec 6, 1999
Oh no! It's Mr. Whipple!
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The Orange was juicy and ripe
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Bruce Posted Dec 6, 1999
With the apples I had a gripe
;^)#
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Dec 6, 1999
The bananna was mushy
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Fate Amenable To Change Posted Dec 6, 1999
The tortise said Touche!
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Dec 6, 1999
Where'd the tortise come from? "asked Stipe"
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Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Dec 6, 1999
New one -
A canon fired a cannon
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DelphicOracle Posted Dec 6, 1999
From a church on the banks of the Shannon
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Limericks 20 - oh Merkin where are thou?
- 121: Bluebottle (Dec 5, 1999)
- 122: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Dec 5, 1999)
- 123: Fate Amenable To Change (Dec 5, 1999)
- 124: Bluebottle (Dec 5, 1999)
- 125: Fate Amenable To Change (Dec 5, 1999)
- 126: JokerFord2001(the times they are a changin') (Dec 5, 1999)
- 127: Irving Washington - Gone Writing (Dec 5, 1999)
- 128: Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here (Dec 5, 1999)
- 129: Irving Washington - Gone Writing (Dec 5, 1999)
- 130: Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here (Dec 5, 1999)
- 131: Fate Amenable To Change (Dec 5, 1999)
- 132: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Dec 6, 1999)
- 133: Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here (Dec 6, 1999)
- 134: Irving Washington - Gone Writing (Dec 6, 1999)
- 135: Bruce (Dec 6, 1999)
- 136: Irving Washington - Gone Writing (Dec 6, 1999)
- 137: Fate Amenable To Change (Dec 6, 1999)
- 138: Irving Washington - Gone Writing (Dec 6, 1999)
- 139: Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here (Dec 6, 1999)
- 140: DelphicOracle (Dec 6, 1999)
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