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Just zis Guy, you know? † Cyclist [A690572] :: At the 51st centile of ursine intelligence Posted Oct 5, 1999
(actually it was eating magic mushrooms, but who's counting)
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Just zis Guy, you know? † Cyclist [A690572] :: At the 51st centile of ursine intelligence Posted Oct 5, 1999
He waved his ganja
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Oct 5, 1999
And by sucking, made the end really glow.
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Peter Show crashed in a light plane
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Cakewalker Posted Oct 5, 1999
While flying down a long country lane
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Don't know the story behind this news item, so bit limited on limericial content. Though I'd reply, anyway (bored). Suggestion for variation on the theme - a pass the story thread, or has someone done that before? Two problems loom into view - I'm hopeless at starting said stories off, so I'll have to ask someone else and also can't think of anything wiggy enough to call it that would match up to the name 'Merkin Reality Construct'.
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Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Oct 6, 1999
His game was up
Cakewalker, a month or so ago we did a Good News, Bad News yarn. It was quite amusing. You can find it on my page if you want to have a look
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Oct 6, 1999
Seven times - cause he can
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Oct 6, 1999
You know, the Poles call their currency the punt because it rhymes with bank manager.
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Oct 6, 1999
It was really bad luck
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Oct 6, 1999
I'm bored, so I'll finish it
And he just couldn't live with the shame
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Oct 6, 1999
These limericks get done pretty fast
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Oct 6, 1999
Oh sure it will
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Oct 6, 1999
And that one may well be the last
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Oct 6, 1999
There was a young girl from Peru
Whose limericks end at line two
There was a young man from Verdun...
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I hope this limerick is good
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some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one Posted Oct 6, 1999
Be an interesting ride
o o o o 
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- 41: Nilchii (Oct 5, 1999)
- 42: Just zis Guy, you know? † Cyclist [A690572] :: At the 51st centile of ursine intelligence (Oct 5, 1999)
- 43: Just zis Guy, you know? † Cyclist [A690572] :: At the 51st centile of ursine intelligence (Oct 5, 1999)
- 44: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Oct 5, 1999)
- 45: Cakewalker (Oct 5, 1999)
- 46: Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here (Oct 6, 1999)
- 47: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (Oct 6, 1999)
- 48: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (Oct 6, 1999)
- 49: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (Oct 6, 1999)
- 50: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (Oct 6, 1999)
- 51: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (Oct 6, 1999)
- 52: Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here (Oct 6, 1999)
- 53: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (Oct 6, 1999)
- 54: Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here (Oct 6, 1999)
- 55: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (Oct 6, 1999)
- 56: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (Oct 6, 1999)
- 57: Bruce (Oct 6, 1999)
- 58: Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here (Oct 6, 1999)
- 59: some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one (Oct 6, 1999)
- 60: Sorcerer (Oct 6, 1999)
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