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Merkin Posted Sep 17, 1999
It's the weight of the earth
*Sorry Bruce, I'm going with the Ostrich*
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Bruce Posted Sep 17, 1999
Ooops lost a letter there - should be
Some unspeakably crude
;^)#
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Merkin Posted Sep 17, 1999
Though the smut in them's not quite overt.
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A perennial shrub in Hyde Park
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DelphicOracle Posted Sep 17, 1999
We interrupt the limerick in progress to bring you the completion of an abandoned line.
A teakettle fell with a thud
Cos its pride had been nipped in the bud
It was taken aback
When the pot called it black
So it sobbed as it lay in the mud
This interlude was sponsored by Oracle's Poetic Reclamation Activity Headquarters (OPRAH). Usual service will now be resumed. We apologize for the inconvenience. 
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Bruce Posted Sep 17, 1999
The current state of play
Merkin: A perennial shrub in Hyde Park
;^)# : Amazingly, was afraid of the dark
;^)#
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Bruce Posted Sep 17, 1999
And hoping that dawn would spark
;^)#
When will the next forum start?
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Bruce Posted Sep 17, 1999
err umm that was a line as well as a question 
oh well, I'll go with the flow
;^)#
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Anonymouse Posted Sep 18, 1999
So it folded it's leaves
(Sorry... I just -can't- leave another orphan.
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Anonymouse Posted Sep 18, 1999
"When will the next forum start?"
He said, as he tossed out a dart.
"In the blink of an I,"
Someone said with a sigh,
As they tore his poor heart all apart.
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