h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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After pages of ribald confusion

And unfinished rhymes in profusion

We've wiped clean the slate

and bolted the gate

And begged for complete absolution

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There once was a loner from Poi

Huzzah! a complete one. Please continue Anony

Don't you just luv those simultaneous posts?

Was it as good for you as ....

Who jumped from the Old Man of Hoy

As he fell, he cried out

, "Just pour me some stout!"

I'll be back once I've rounded this buoy.

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A nun took a trip to Havana

Taking with her a cross and a spanner

As she started to work,

She shouted, "Hey you!"

Si: I'll go with yours if you go with mine.  

She stopped with a jerk

For her cross was in fact a banana

I replied, "How d'you do?",

And we chatted in just such a manner

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A bubbly young lass from Witcliff

Was riding along in a chair-lift,