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Where's the party?

Post 41

Mr Sapsea

smiley - smiley
I think I'm in danger of having a real/virtual alcohol discontinuity
meltdown....I think I'll doze for a while...zzzz..zzzz...zz.z.


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Post 42

Ginger The Feisty

*steps over sleeping person on the floor* Amazing how quickly these parties become untidy, isn't it? Any buttons on that thing to make SPB cocktails? I fancy something with a brolly and a parrot on a stick!


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Post 43

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Hmmm.... *snatches back instruction manual* Let me see.... *fiddles with switches* *presses big purple button*

There we go.... *hands Ginger large plastic tumbler full of clear liquid with a brolly and a parrot on a stick in it* I'm not exactly sure what it is though. Good luck.


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Post 44

Mr Sapsea

zzz...zzz..zzz


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Post 45

Ginger The Feisty

*glug**thwump*zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!


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Post 46

Mr Sapsea

hmmmm
first virtual kip I've had..very nice..honestly.
Has Ms Angel turned up yet?


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Post 47

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Oops. *takes Ginger's glass and sniffs its contents* Smells like.... *cautiously tastes it* Water! *consults instructions* Water... water... water. Oh. Interesting. Vestie, you wouldn't still have that sledgehammer handy would you?


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Post 48

Lochangel

I am back from the Pub to find my line manager has decided she wants to each letter in the mail merge to be different - and so I have to do all 23 to every medical school in the flipping country again. I am calm... I reject aggression. I don't give a toss...... this isn't working I am furious!


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Post 49

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Tell her where she can stick her mail merge!


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Post 50

Ginger The Feisty

*comes round from dead faint* Oooh! My head hurts. What was in that? The only other time I have fainted like that was when some idiot gave me water and my alcohol level dropped in my blood stream! Better stick to plain SPB from now on!


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Post 51

Lochangel

GTF are you all right?


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Post 52

Vestboy

*Like Thor (in his y-fronts, and with a big belly and with ferrets running around in his underwear) with his hammer Vestboy bursts in*
Tell them you've got a virus and youy're having to contact someone on the internet who knows about these things.
Here's the sledgehammer EV but be careful it's the only one I've got.


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Post 53

Lochangel

Wow who is this god like creature?


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Post 54

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Thanks Vestie. *hits SPB-Matic 2000 with sledgehammer* *sledgehammer shatters into thousands of tiny fragments* Well f*** my hat! That's never happened before.


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Post 55

Ginger The Feisty

*perks up* I'll be fine because I've just realised in 3.5 hours I will be lying in a jacuzzi with DD and a rather nice bottle of french wine! Ah weekends! I love 'em. smiley - smiley


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Post 56

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

*scribbles notes* Jacuzzi... French wine.... sorry, just making some notes for future reference. smiley - smiley


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Post 57

Vestboy

Omigod! That's us stuffed for some "almost tea" in the launderette then isn't it.
(too long to explain to new viewers)

Gosh Lochangel, that's a big intray you've got there. If you don't want all that pap-er I could put it through the shredder to provide some cosy nesting material for the ferrets!


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Post 58

Ginger The Feisty

Any wine works so long as it is good quality but the jacuzzi has to be big and at just the right temp. DD is also cooking for me tonight - tagliatelle alla carbonara (the veggie version), garlic bread and chianti! Make a note of that too!


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Post 59

Lochangel

Oh please *sinks to her knees* I wish you would!


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Post 60

Vestboy

*Taps Lochangel on both shoulders with one of the ferrets*
Arise Sir Lochangel.
*Stuffs intray into industrial strength shredder and presses SHRED.*


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