h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You look like a convict LOL

hehehehehehe!!
shazzPRME

Hey, that picture is from my passport. No wonder the Hong Kong authorities looked at me a bit shiftily.

Oh what a good idea for the crs page, everyones passport photo's, how embarressing LOL

You would hardly recognise mine! It got rather wet in the floods...
no wonder they gave me a thorough search at the airport on Wednesday!!
shazzPRME

Did they snap on the latex????

Ooooof. Hey Azza... if you're having trouble doing a photo, you need to move your copy of your index.html to a folder called "web" or "www" or something (we'll use "www" for the sake of this message) and then transfer ALL the pictures you use into that file too. Don't leave any in My Documents or anywhere like that.

When you rewrite and upload your pages, choose the place on your c:/ as c:/www and then it should load everything all in one go because all the pictures needed are in that folder too.

You might have to change the name of the pictures in your index.html text if they still refuse to load. The reason is your PC changes the names of all the attached piccies as "image25.jpg" (as an example) if you use Word97 and save your creations as HTML. To change anything, go into Internet Explorer and call up your web-site. Click on "View", "Source" and your HTML is shown in Notepad format. Change those into . Then you Save As... and put it as "index.html".

Erase the version of index.html on your FTP browser and replace it with the one in c:/www/ (and seeing as all your piccies are in the www sub-folder) it should load with minimal problems.

Hope to see that frog soon !!!

I have no problems putting the frog in, I just don't have a copy of the pic, unless it is buried in my temporary internet files. E-mail it to me and I will put it back in.

Is that wise Shorty? I am sure that I can find you something far more interesting to put on your page LOL
shazzPRME

Have you checked out my homepage on http://www.orlando-seabrook.freeserve.co.uk ...follow the link to the "Fest pics" page and look at that fourth picture. It's Azza. Extra Dry !

It would be if the page wasn't *Temporarily Unobtainable*!! How many times do I have to try for goodness sake LOL
shazzPRME

Hmmmm...works for me. What browser are you using...?

Yep, works for me too, and boy do I look rough in that pic...

LOL! I will have to try again then...I am getting used to seeing pics of you looking rough Shortie!
shazzPRME

Girls. Stop fighting !!!

Hehehehehe! What else is there to do! LOL
shazzPRME

You can ask Azza about the lovely videos in Brussels' Virgin record shop. I'll give you a clue... they weren't virgins !!!

Ahhh yes, those videos of young ladies doing what comes naturally to them, only on film of course, with several different people, all at the same time...chained and blindfolded...ermmm, I think I'll stop now LOL

I, of course, know nothing of such films. (cough) OK, maybe one or two... but only to instruct me that when a man has his finger up a young woman's bottom and he is kissing her feet, it's because the woman is the wrong way round and he hasn't noticed yet.

Still, it's a good video LOL