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Today the blue pootle has been sitting in the sun and now is a little light headed.

All attempts at normality are thwarted in such weather. Many people are reduced to sitting in buckets of water or panting heavily indoors.

It's time like these that make you wish you were some sort of free range penguin with the ability to speak and eat other things apart from fish. A penguin in a cold climate, obviously. Not a penguin in a zoo. Because the penguins in zoos are probably worse off than the blue pootle right now, by quite some margin.

Any penguins in zoos who wish to add to this debate should realise that they cannot type due to having flippers rather than opposable thumbs.


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