h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Drank a bottle of Talisker Whisky

Oh head! Stop your swimming"

The glass is still brimming!

*tries to make sense of the past 24 hours of confuzzilion*

A vicar from Stow-in-the-Wold
Was feeling decidedly bold
He preached in the nude
His sermons were lewd
But he died in the nave from the cold

A vicar from Stow-in-the-Wold
Whose feet were riddled with mould
Though his socks were quite manky,
He could dance on a hanky


******Vestboy's confusion********
A vicar from Stow-in-the-Wold
Was feeling decidedly bold
He preached in the nude
His sermons were lewd
Whose feet were riddled with mould
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A vicar from Stow-in-the-Wold
Whose feet were riddled with mould
Though his socks were quite manky,
He was sure that, quite frankly,
With a wash they could eas'ly be sold

A man with a mighty big cart
Said he'd give me a 100 yard start,
So I ran like the wind


***Merkin's Translations***
A vicar from Stow-in-the-Wold
Was feeling decidedly bold
He preached in the nude
His sermons were lewd
But he died in the nave from the cold

A vicar from Stow-in-the-Wold
Whose feet were riddled with mould
Though his socks were quite manky
He had a clean hanky
Which caught all the snot it could hold

A vicar from Stow-in-the-Wold
Whose feet were riddled with mould
though his socks were quite manky
He could dance on a hanky
In his shoes decorated with gold

A vicar from Stow-in-the-Wold
Whose feet were riddled with mould
Though his socks were quite manky,
He was sure that, quite frankly,
No-one cared, bing so ugly and old
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(I'm not sure -where- the gold shoes came from ... probably a finishing line which I alternated below.   )


A man with a mighty big cart (to recap)
Hit a mine which blew him apart
A nun picked up the bits
With industrial mitts
And sold him in Trader's Mart!

A girl who was feeling quite frisky

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So what we're left with (as far as I can tell, that is ) is..

A vicar from Stow-in-the-Wold
Whose feet were riddled with mould
Though his socks were quite manky,
He could dance on a hanky
[And he did with a flair, oh so bold!]

A man with a mighty big cart
Said he'd give me a 100 yard start,
So I ran like the wind
[And went arse over tin]

A girl who was feeling quite frisky
[Decided to do something risky]

(And I hope that's all. )

Okay, so I guess it wasn't...

This drinking and running is risky!

A man with a mighty big cart
Said he'd give me a 100 yard start,
So I ran like the wind
"Oh no! 'Nana skin!"

PS... I know I finished one, but I'd already started another... and we still have the other unfinished one, as well.

Finishing yet another:

And plowed head first through a cart.

Egad gentlemen. I think it's high time we started a new page.
Venture ye to my home page where I am off to now to create the next Limerick page...

http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?thread=19561&forum=15011

And bring any limericks you feel need finishing

Why go to a new page? There's several limerick games going on right here... and then there's the Cheddar George, GoodNews BadNews, Haiku (off my page) and ... *whew* ... Well.. Okay, We'll check your page, too.

Meanwhile....back on the ranch....

A fish swimming round in his bowl
[Watched a cat climbing up a tall pole]


(I'd missed one.

A girl who was feeling quite frisky
Decided to do something risky
[So, donning a mask]


*runs off to the new page*

A girl who was feeling quite frisky
Decided to do something risky
So she asked 'round the Pope
(With his soap on a rope)
For a bath full of whipped cream and whisky

LOL