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Post 1

Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here

I hate slow loading


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Post 2

$u$

My computer's eroding


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Post 3

Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here

Left foot's asleep


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Post 4

PaleoDan

Oh, I want to weep


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Post 5

Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here

Life's just so foreboding

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I bought my girl a voucher


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Post 6

Vestboy

You see I am no sloucher


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Post 7

Merkin

Cos she was a bit of a sloucher


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Post 8

Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here

Two are better than one


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Post 9

Vestboy

Two true!

She used it to buy


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Post 10

Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here

A dinky blue scooter

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Just walking the dogs


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Post 11

Merkin

While wearing pink clogs


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Post 12

Vestboy

I trod in a bit


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Post 13

Merkin

of my dear pooch's sh*bleep*t


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Post 14

Vestboy

So I wiped it on Pooches long locks


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Post 15

Vestboy

Oops forgot - new one:

A maniac came to my house


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Post 16

Merkin

The man was a ginger haired scouse


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Post 17

Si

"Come 'ed", said the dude,


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Post 18

Merkin

Quoth I, "I'm confused?!"


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Post 19

RangaKoo

He smiled and offered his pet mouse

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Trying to think of a new line


(Some Guy - I put the eding there deliberately - it's up to you to decide if it's the truth or not)


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Post 20

Merkin

While drinking a glass of red wine

(Sorry, should I not be doing this? smiley - smiley)


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