h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I once had a little brown dog

But it looked more like a hog

When I fed it bacon

...U sure about bacon??

NOw his legs are like logs

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so we have another limerick forum

Indeed, Shelley.

I went to the airport to fly away

In the middle fo teh day

for visiting a foreign land

And sticking my tingly bits in the sand

And sheilding my face from sea spray

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I have a little dictionary

It's really quite contrary

;^)#

When I looked up 'hitch'

(Bacon? ... "fake 'em", "make 'em", "take 'em" ... okay, maybe it wasn't the best choice, but it makes you think ... possibly ... sorry 'bout that).

Yeah, it's not as if all the good rhymes were "taken".

But stopped at ditch


;^)#

And then jumped quite quickly to sherry.

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The night sang out like cockatoos

I felt sad and got the blues

And quite the galah


;^)#

Oh, hahahaha

And then there were pictures of you.


Hmm.. no one picked up on that. Oh well.

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