A Conversation for The h2g2 Assassins guild
New kid on the block...dont kill me.
chiz65_ Started conversation Nov 13, 2004
Hi. I'm new, as you probably guessed. Wandering into the site, what should I find but an assassin's guild! None could be more surprised than I. Obviously I wanted to be a part of it. Whats the scoop?
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-Chiz65, who always asks stupid questions like this.
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 14, 2004
Why should you be suprised to find a guild of assassins?
well the scoop as you call it is that the guild (taken from the discworld books by Terry Prachett) is a large building and I am the guild mistress,
the advisor WIRO is second most powerful followed by Dr Khamsin (head scientist) then Kat (intern second in command)
The guild is a small rpg society, full mainly of general chat
If you have any ideas for things to do in the guild then feel free to go ahead with it and see how much interst it gets,
the guild itself is pritty quiet but we still have hope that there will yet be life in the old thing.
the ducks are infact the general guild workers, and are actually ducks, they have a nest etc. the red squirrels are the cooks,
we did away with the idea of sanity several months ago... 
Welcome to the guild
and Nil Mortifi Sine Lucure
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femptacallum Posted Nov 25, 2004
Im also a noob. Insanity sounds good to me. (but dont rush it)
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 25, 2004
Ah another Newbie,
glad to see you managed to find us
don't worry I am sure you will soon settle in to the workings of H2g2, 
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Spynxxx Posted Nov 27, 2004
Just something about the word noob to bring out.....well the noobs. As another noob, the drinks are on me. Cheers! Oh, if one dosn't want to drink try pouring it over your head. The cooling effect from the alcohol and evaporation sometimes act as "camoflage" when ones opponants resort to the despicable use of thermo sensitve optics. As tfor myself, nothing says dead like looking your foe square in the eye at the moment of his{or her} demise.
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femptacallum Posted Nov 27, 2004
What if they use sniffer dogs?
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 27, 2004
then hope they get intoxicated before they catch you
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femptacallum Posted Nov 28, 2004
If they are getting intoxzicated, aren't you gonna be out cold. I got it - you fall onto them.
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 28, 2004
It's worked before 
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femptacallum Posted Nov 29, 2004
Getting intoxicated solves everything except the doorway.
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 29, 2004
now if your entoxicated enough you wont notice it till you wake up
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